#incorrect kuhn

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Someone: It's very nice to meet you, what's your name?

Kogyeol: I'm Minsoo and this is my good friend Kuhn

Someone: Oh, wait so you two are dating?

Kuhn: *stares at Kuhn*

Kogyeol: *stares at Minsoo* um... no... I said good friend

Kuhn: *internally* Liar liar pants on fire

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A Day in the Life of Up10tion

*returning to the dorm after the promotions in Japan*

Kogyeol: You know what would be funny?

U10T: What?

Kogyeol: *while opening the door to the dorm* If Wooshin was on the other side of this door

Wooshin: *genuinely confused as to why Kogyeol said that* Why would that be funny?

U10T: WOOSHIN

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Up10tion as Shit My Friends Have Said Pt. 7

Wei: My collection is growing 😈

Wooshin: Is is bad that I can actually picture the face that you’re making?

Gyujin: Do you have a ballpoint pen I can use? I wanna see if it writes better than THIS STUPID GEL PEN JFC

Sunyoul: NOT MY SESAME WATER *this is how my friend describes her barely tea, and I have to admit that it does taste like that...*

Kuhn: OKAY BU YA KNOW IF YOU WERE TO GO TO JAIL I WOULD BE SITTING WITH YOU

Xiao: Secret tunnel

Hwanhee: SECRET TUNNEL, THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN, SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bitto: 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 my mistakes will forever be out there

Jinhoo: That’s what is called poor fucking planning

Kogyeol: I just had the most god damnit white people moment of my entire life

 - Admin Ania 

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Christmas with Up10tion

Gyujin: *walks out of his room wearing a hat, mittens, a fuzzy scarf, bundled up warmly, and a big smile on his face*

U9T: *looks at him*

Gyujin: *standing there smiling with a giant grin, holding bells in his hands*

Jinhoo: Okay no one else is asking so I will. What are you doing?

Gyujin: I wanna go Christmas caroling

O9T: Awe, Gyujin wants to go caroling *OT10 goes out caroling*

- Admin Ania

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Christmas With Up10tion

Jinhoo: Wooshin what do you want for Christmas?

Kuhn: How bout a heart for the heartless lad?

Wooshin: *glaring*

Wei: Please, he needs a soul not a heart

Wooshin: *glaring intensifies*

Hwanhee: He needs some Xiao

Wooshin: *about to punt Hwanhee into another dimension*

Jinhoo: *hits head against a wall* I give up

- Admin Ania

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A Day in the Life of Jinhoo

Sunyoul: *peaceably making food for himself in the kitchen, taking care of himself*

Kogyeol: *trying to get Kuhn off him so he can sleep*

Kuhn: *practically trying to mount Kogyeol in front of everyone*

Wei: Playing video games with Bitto and screaming*

Bitto: *just constant screaming...*

Wooshin: *glaring at Hwanhee while holding a pan over his head*

Hwanhee: *not paying attention because he's so focused on Xiao*

Xiao: *trying to ask Gyujin a question but keeps getting tackled by Hwanhee*

Gyujin: *answering Xiao's question but isn't too sure what's going on with Hwanhee so he's just kind of there in the end*

Jinhoo: *completely ignores everything around him because if he doesn't then he'll probably explode* Ah, what a beautiful day

- Admin Ania

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A Day in the Life of Kogyeol

Kogyeol: *spins the bottle and it stops at Kuhn* ...

Kuhn: You already know I'm gonna ravish you later so why play this game now?

Kogyeol: Okay, for once I'd like it if you could play this game with me like a normal person

- Admin Ania

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How to Handle Yourself: By Wooshin

Kuhn: *hears something break in the next room over* Oh boy, here we go

Sunyoul and Kogyeol: *running to see what happened*

Wooshin: *holding a vase over Hwanhee's head with the remains of a broken vase lying around* What? He was irritating me

Jinhoo: *pops head out from around the corner* Since when did Hwanhee asking a question irritate you?

- Admin Ania