#upgrades!

[cactusbunni]

hi guys. my hands AND my feet don’t feel like mine

[scoticus]

got this sticker at work about social distancing for us to put on our name tags. i was like “...name tag? who’s name tag? i don’t know her.” they were pretty insistent, so i found mine. it turns out the sticker nicely covers my name.

[courtyard-tapir]

Yul has a Fokin!!!

[dateaweirdboysuggest]

Date a boy who knows how much you hate it when your roomba gets stuck on the carpet. So he upgraded your roomba by giving it a dozen little spindly legs. He also gave your toaster legs for some reason.

[constable-yaoi]

mannnnnn, i had made a shitty Flash sprite for a school assignment but I was informed a couple days ago that we couldn't use copyrighted properties. sooooooooooooo Flash is now a transgender furry.

[mesabird]

My ex always told me that I needed a boob job. My new boyfriend tells me I need custom shoes so my knees don’t hurt so bad

[heckin-harrington]

added some

pizazz

to my blog! (on my desktop page only, sorry mobile-only users!)

i made a meet me page and a favorite blog page! go check ‘em out y’all!!