Lil Ms. Moz Del Rey

Miles. 19. female. Leo. A bit of a chameleon. If I follow you that’s your problem. Instagram: mozdelrey

[mesabird]

Sorry, champ. I don’t do that shit anymore

[kosmogrl]

how it feels to not care about something that used to drive you insane

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[ovur]

And he is still ugly as fuck

[relelvance]

He should get a bob with the bang

[capacity]

And a bbl

[yassmines]

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

[cuteratgirl]

OKAYYYY

[teathattast]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[saintfelina]

[hexenmond]

Image description: a tweet by divinelydaria.

saw an inspiring video that said you need to have 4 hobbies.

create, consume, cavort, commune

create: bring something to life consume: appreciate the art of another cavort: move your body daily commune: have a community to socialize with

end image description.

[lierdumoa]

I think you need hobbies that do all four things but the number of hobbies needed to cover all these needs may vary. Some hobbies pull double/triple duty. Some hobbies can cause repetitive stress injuries so it's good to have a few different ones that fulfill the same need so you can rotate to get the fulfillment without the carpal tunnel.

[leebrontide]

Tumblr really is aging.

This is true tho.

[inthefallofasparrow]

Misread this as 'you need to have 4 hobbits'

[tanoraqui]

also true! there’s a really famous three-volume self-help guide about that!

unless all you’re doing is liberating a single mountain from a dragon, in which case you can probably get by with just one, so long as you also have a lot of dwarves.

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

[copperbadge]

It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.

I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday. 

[copperbadge]

Happy Fifth of Wednesday to all who celebrate….

[angelonxanax]

[ryebreadgf]

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

[tropiyas]

this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes

[ghoti-and-us]

John Brosio - Smoking Salmon - 2001

[technofeudalism]

fashion is cyclical

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

[feralghouls-deactivated20240225]

[szeretemacheddart]

done

[youreonyourownkid]

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

[youreonyourownkid]

amazing work thank you