"Muu~~ Kunikida-kun you're so mean~~"
Now that they were found out, Dazai had no use hiding. He peered from his seat and pouted.
"Here I was, about to enjoy my day with a lovely woman and you come about and ruin it." He sighed, crestfallen. "Oh my heart! It cracks at the absence of love." Dazai puts his hand on his chest and immediately waves it around again. "Am I truly destined to be alone in this world forever?!"
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At his dramatics, Kunikida became more annoyed. A tic mark almost seemed to appear near his forehead as he grabbed Dazai by the jacket. Like a mother cat picking up a naughty kitten.
"Stop your whining and apologize to this lady for dragging her around!"
- dz anon
Minnie giggled at their antics and wondered if she was dealing with grown men or 5-year-olds.
"Yeah, you better apologize!", she said teasingly. She then faced the blonde and smirked, " And you need to make it up to me too."
Upon seeing Kunikidas's confused expression, she explained, "You ruined my date! No lady likes her date being spoiled.", she pouted.
Getting serious, she asked the two men, " You both are detectives, aren't you?"
"What brings you to this part of town?"
Once Upon A Dazai
A Dazai anon x reader/me interaction series
