#us consitution

[jcbveteran]

Elie Mystal

i read where you called the US Constitution trash, I for one fought and served for 37 years defending that document and our American Citizens their Rights under it. Since you dislike it so much, what are you doing living in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, seems like you would be happier with the Chinese, Russians, Iranians or the North Koreans, actual you living in one of those other countries would make a lot of REAL AMERICANS VERY HAPPY TOO!

[jkanelis]

'Emoluments clause' to be put to stern test

I am not a constitutional scholar, but I know enough about the document to be able to talk about most of its contents with at least a smattering of intelligence

But a new phrase has popped up on many Americans’ radar in recent months. It’s the “emoluments clause” of the U.S. Constitution.

It’s contained in Article I. It’s the final clause in Section 9. It reads:

“No Title of Nobility shall be…

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[prodigalpen]

[dignified-asian]

In case you non-Americans wonder what else we learn to recite at at a young age-

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͆͆͊̐̏̒̅̊̓̑ͯ́ͩ̄͏̼̝͔̱̬̤͚̦̜͓͢O̶̵̧͚̣̮̱ͩ̀́̇͋ͨ̌͟͡ŕ̛ͬ͒̂̿ͯ̅͒̇ͩ̉̑͌̕͘͝͏̖̮͔̭̟̺͚̦̠̤̲̙͎͈͙͍ḑ̶̵̷̛̲͍̝̞̬̤̙̿̑ͥ̽̇ͧͤ̓ͤ̿ͮ́̈́ͬ̚ȩ͌͌͂̽ͭ̒̍͢͏̵͙̝̹͓͍͖̺̙̯̥̯̙̮ŗ̵̖͇̩̯̬̠̙͇͕̰̣͖̣̬̞̳̲͚͇̃ͧ́̍́̋ͧ̏͂͗̽͊ͬ͂͐ͪ̅͝ ̪̳͙̰̟̤̱̩̲ͣ̀̈̃̌͒ͥ̋͝͝ț̨̛̬̰͔̞͚̪͉̰͚ͩͣ̇̓ͤ̈́̊̃̋͢͜ͅọ̸͈͕̩͕͚̺̺͉͙̭̞̦̩̲̲̙̑̈̉̔̇̔ͩ̒ͪ͡ͅ ̢̛ͨ̒̓ͣ̔̋͌͋̎̄ͯ̏̐̚͝͠҉̻̦̞͖͚̞͈͔̭̤f̍̄̏̄̉̇̽̿̂ͨ̔͊͏̝͉͇̯̩͈̥̞̮͓͓̼̹̳͖̼̰̘ͅo̷̵̵̡̭̝̮͙͖̮̭̙̺̱̭̜̻̩̥͚͑͌ͣ̂͋̃ͪ̐ͣ͝ͅr̍̐̌ͦ̆͊ͯͤ͏̵̵͍͈͇̯̗̻̱͍͔̥̻̮͇͜ͅm̏̐͑ͫ͌ͣ̏̄ͨ̌́ͫ̎ͦ͘҉̤̦̮͎͈͙͔̜̮̮̗̰͎ ̶̢̢̱̺͍͔̟̹̙̼̭ͭͨ̍̌̇͌ͦ̿̚ͅa̶̴̶̸͉̺̳̜̥̩ͭ́̈́̇ͣ̏̓̌̽ͦͣ ͪ̎̓ͯͥͤ̉̍ͦ͒͏̵͇͖̬̲͇̻̼͘ͅm̷̸̼̬̱͈̟̬͎͙̰̗͔̗̥̩̦̼̙̏̉̋̾͐ͧ̾ͫͭ̄̾͌́ơ̧̾̎̅ͨ̈̏̈́͆̓҉͚̻̦̙̮͔̗̦͕͈̜̱̟̫͓̙̩͈ŗ̜̭̤̩̎̐͊̆ͬ̓̚͢͟ḙ̢͈̤̘̞̼̼̹͈̰͕̳̬̮̜͙͇̰ͣ͂͒ͦͭ͂ͩ̂ͭ̓̎̔ͨͬ̕͢͟ ̛̥̤͎̳͍̙͙̜͎̫̼͑͊̔͂̾ͧ͆̆͂̇̒ͧͮ͋͛̑̒̂̀p̽ͫͩ̈́̋ͩ̓͗̋͑̎҉͏̶͖̝̠̥͎͈̬̀͟ȩ͙̣͓̹̟̿̆͂̄̎ͧ̂͋ͩ́r̶̶͔̪̦̳͙̫̭̳̼̱͚̤̹̤̖̳̣̾̏̊̔̏̊͡f͌̓̅̉͒ͪͥͩ̊̂͊̒̐̀͏̢̗̬̰̥̟̦͇̻̘̝̺̬͢͠ẹ̷̖̝̣̙͙̗͙̝̩̜̯̯ͧ̔̈̒̈́̀ç̦̻͉̘̰͚̠̳̦͍̹͇͇̞̺̰͓͕ͥͭ̍̆̈ͪ͌ͨ̓̃ͦ̂͂̇̚͞t̶̶ͭ̇͋́҉͓̥͍̲̜̳̞͓̭̮̱̜̜̲̭̥͜ ̨̦͖̱͎̦̤͙̹͉̝̰̮̤̮̝̅͊̀̚͢ͅŲ̄ͫ͑̋͐̑̆̽̆ͩ͛ͪͯ҉̛̬͍̦̦̭͈̮̯̱̫̻̀͘n̒͐ͩ̃̔̊̾̉̿̎͏̥̪̣̟̗ȋ̷̴͎̖͚̺͎̰̰͇̩͚̪͛͌͗̔̍̔͂̕͟ỡ̢̰̤͕͓̣͍͔̙͍̬̬̮̯̫͍̩ͫͯ͒̄͐ͦ͋̏ͭ̿ͮ̐̕͡ͅn̆ͤ͛ͮ̔̆̂͂̑ͥͩ̕̕͝͝҉̭̪̖͈̗̹̼̺̤̞̹ͅ,̛͎̫͈̥͓͕͕͚̒ͧ̿ͦ͑̑͟ ̑̽̿̿̍̇ͬͣ͛̈̐̾͆ͪ͞҉͎̝͖̯͕̰ẽ͌̾̿̏ͫͣ̏ͧ̋̒͛̇͊͌͏̵͚͕̫̲͎͓̖͎͖͍̮͖̗̝̰̀͟ͅͅs̷̶̯̮͉̦͓̺̯̘̼͓͖͙̉̏̓͒̆̅̀ͬ̌̽̋̐̂̒̓ͦͨ͆ͦ͜͡͡t̨̪̟͇͕̳̋̎ͤ́͂ͫ̔́͘͢͠a̒̐̈͂͗ͯͦͦ͐̇҉̡͇̮͙̱̙̺̭͘b̸̞͔̥̲̤̤̙͉͔̟̼͖̯̗͍̞̞̉ͥͣ͂͂̿̋̚͡l̷̴̶̖͚̳͈͈͇̱̫̭̖̲ͥ̊̇͌̿ͫͮ͜͢î̍ͮͫ̌̓̊̓̚҉̵̼͇͎͎̹̼̠̠̘̖͉͓͈̲͇̭̺̹̕ͅs̨̼̞̘͔͇̠͛ͩ̇̋͊͗̔͋̚͟͞ḧ́̇ͫͣ̉ͮ̆ͩͪ͂̈́͑ͬͩ̎́͏͏̬̯̺̠͎̪̳͉̙̮̱̻̟̪̜ ̶͇̥͙͖͕̹̠̩͓̜͆̏̓͐̄̏̑̊̿͂ͧ̏̈͢J̸̭͈̺̤̖͇̪͍̖̮͔̆̊͋͗̌̿ͧͨ̃ͫͬ͗̀̃͢͠ụ̴̥̝̜̳̝̲̤̜̰̳̼͕̖̉̓͐̔̌ͥ̽̽ͧ̎͛͐̓̏̎̇̿ͥ͞s͓͎̯͈̤̬̲͖̰̹̳͎͍̋͋ͭ́̽͂ͦ̾̓ͥ͐̃̓ͥͥ̏ͫ͟͡t̴̳̫̩̠͍̤͕̼̭ͭ͋̐̒̏ͦ̐ͫͮ̽ͭ̀̚͡ͅḯ̵̡̛̩̻͎̱̯̪̮̯̙̝͉͖̫͇͇̭͔̅̍̏͆̐̌ͮͨ͗̊̉̿̑̌́̕ͅc̲̣̤̘̩̭̞͇͖̄ͨͯͩ̍̀̎̋̀̐ͦ́́̚͡ͅe̢̡̗̣͖̤̖̜͍̖̥͖͒̋̎ͣͩͤ͌͝,̆͗̓̈́͛̅̄̑̈́̂͌҉̛̫̟̖͉͖̞͇͓̜̺̣͉͍́ ͛ͯ̅̄ͪ̄́̎ͫ͑͏̭̜̦̺͙̝̙̻̠̘̠͖͢͟͡i̴̷̦̮͓͙͖̋̃͊̄ͯ͋ͥͧ̍̍ͯ̋̇̈́ͨ͢n̶͈̙͇͚̭͕̜̣͚̯͈̠̭̠̹ͣͩ̈́ͩͯͧ͆̿͐̍ͧ́̅ͦ̀́̕ş̺̺̱̑͛͆ͬ͛͟u̸̸̵̥̙̲͍̓ͫͮͨ̚r̷̛͇͇̞͖͉̞̫̖͈̗̼̳͍̬̬̗̃͒̒͂͐ͩ͝ȅͨ̆ͩ͋̓͊͐͐̿ͬ͋ͥ͌̽̎̓ͫͧ҉̡̱͇̭͈̘̮̭͍͓̣͘͢͝ ̨͙͖̞̲͍̖͖͓̟͇͉̥̃̃̌̄̂̐̽̉̓͐̏̌ͩ̒ͭ͊̅̕͜͠ͅḑ̴̖̦͈̰͇͉̝̘̓̏̆͐̇̄ͣͬͧ͊̑̽͐͟o̎ͧ̈́͌ͫͤ͗́̅͋̌̽͡҉̧̛̱̤̗̙̳̦̬̠͚͉m̷̾͋ͧ̋̐̑̿͊̋ͩ̓ͣ͂͋̔̀͘҉̬̹̰͎̜͙͖̠̜͘ͅe̴̛̳̗͓̜̪̩̞͚̲̼̜͕͚̭̦̘̰̻̗͊͒ͤ̃s̶̝͓̱̜̙̲̥̞̤̤͙̤̣̻̙̭̺̙̎̇ͧ̇͋͒ͩͤ̇ͩͨͣ̏́ͤͤ͐t͍̺͈͔̼͔̙̹̼̤̳̯̞̩̣̰͔̆ͦͫ͋ͣ́̕̕͢͞͡ͅi̵̛̱̞̥̣͚̦͔͍̟̲̾̎̿̉ͯ̔̽̔̏ͤ̓̀ć̬̪͕̣̟̬̝̺̻̗̳͕͊̍̚̕͜ ̶̶̴̛̟͇̪̥̝̪̟̩̝̜̻̼̳̬̹͈̙͓͆ͯ̌̽͋́̇ͭͮ̍̅̃́ͥ̍͆̌̓͠ͅT̨̧̮͔̮̤͎͙͇̬̮̰̜͇ͥ̌ͤ͐̔̀̓̔̿̾͘͘͞r̷̮̟͙̟̖͓ͭ͑ͩͤ͂͂̃ͮͬͪ͊ͨ͒́́͝ḁ̶̸̛̠͈̼̭͌̿ͨͭ́͊͊̿ͩ̉ͭ̌͒̑͌̆̍͡͡n̑̾͐͗̄̏͗҉͟͏͇̫̬̖̺q̛ͮͦ̍͋̌ͣ̓̂ͬͤ҉̺͖͖̟̯͈̺̖ųͦ̀ͨ̏̊̽̂̏͏̝̫̞̪̠͉̪̖͕̩̼̖͜ͅi̹̙̲͇͚ͫͤͭ͆͛ͣͫͩ͗ͩ̇͜͠l̉͊̑̋̏̃҉̷̨̲̱̼͍̯̜̳͖̟̭i̡̢̗̖̘͎̫̤̰̳̻̠̦̮̪̒͋̈́̂̿̀ͣ̈ͭ̂̏̇̚͟͜ṱ̮͖͙͎͑́ͣ͋̎̀̈̆͌́͟͝ýͨͬ͗̓̓̄͊ͨ̚҉̘̝͉̩̼̫̭͓̣̭̺̪͇̹̟͇́ͅ,̬̜̮̪͔͎̦͚̙̪̹̭͕͖͉͖̅̌͊͛̔͐͗͛̄͒̚͡ͅ ̧ͮ̆̔͌ͩ҉̮̮͈̭̥̫͜͝p̵̶̴͖̟̦̞̩͈̹̮̠̦͙̺̰͖͛͋̒̆̔ͪ͞r̵̤̪̯̳̳̩͇͎ͤ̋ͭ̾̊̀̔ͧͨ͗̃̾̌̏̍͟͡͝o̸̡̡͎̰̹͇͚̫̝͈̱̝͐ͥ͊͆̇̒ͧ̉̌̓͞͠v̧̻̻͎̗͕̻̞̹͖̟̱͆͂̽ͩ͑ͣͪ͝i̶̴̫̳̦̱̽̽̃̎̏̂̌͒̐́̚͢͜ͅḑ̸̭̲̻̩̼̻̞̯ͪ̓́̓ͬ̓ͪ̉̾͒͌̅̊é̶ͨ̿͋̆ͨͭ̇̌́̔̌̔̂ͣ̈́̓҉͔̩̫͙̲̳̞̻͝ͅ ͬ̇̔ͤ͐ͯ̉̈ͧ͌̉ͦ͂ͣ̄͊̿ͯ͌҉̦̠̯̜̬̯̺̹̭̥̪̬̹̻̀͘͝f͑ͦ͑̑̈͆͂͒̀̓̈́ͨ̽͑͆̑̽̈̚҉̷̺̳̺̲͈̣͈̲̭̟̮̠͎̻̻̺̼͟͜͝ǫ̛͍͚͚͖̝̪̲̮̙̅͑̉ͪ̄ͪ̊ͪ̿̚̚͢r̅ͧ̋̿͏̴̱̠͍̻̝̘̖͟ ̙̙̭̼͎ͨ̑̆ͮ̍͒̌͊͠t̨͉̜̳͔͙̰̗̬̝͕̲̼̱̘̠̠̐́̅̒͂̆̉͑̔̉̄̍͂̓ͯ̆̓̀͜͢ͅͅh̼̺̯̝̠̩͖̰̲̫̯̱̏́̍͋ͩͮ̆͂̉́ͮ̊̄ͬ̔̄ͮ͜͢e̸̵̮̣̯ͯ̽̀̔̌̃ͩ͑̏ͨͨͣ̆̂ͦͤ̚͢͞͝ ̸̷̨̨̨͎̦̝̰̤͉̼̦̥͓̜̥͕̜̥̰̫̀̄̉̈́ͅͅc̴̴͖͔͙͚͙̝͎̫̙̲̘͓͉͇̪̲̝ͪͨͩ̏͛ͬ̚͠͞ͅo̸ͤ̍ͣ̉͒̒̚͏̩̗͈͉̪̞̙̙̖̝͖̖̳̙͠͞ͅm̴̝͓̱̗̞̋͊͂̄̃̍ͧ̃͂̈́̐̀͘m̰̖̬̦͈̭̩͙̩̩̳͆̋̀̂̕̕͜͠͠ͅo̴̧͔̱̰̼̪̮̻̰̲̙͖̝̟̰͎̰̰̗͋ͤͨ̽ͣ͋̾̒̐̂̒̐ͧͮ̑ͣ͗̽͊͟n̓̄͑́́̚͢҉͈͓̪̙̻͉ 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̵̵̪̠̯͉͚̲͖͇̳̲̯̞̟̝ͫ́͋ͪͭ͌̍̌̌ͦ̃ͮ͒̒̔̇͒͞͝P̷̮͉͇̯̼͖̹̥̑̓̄ͨ̿̇͊͋͂ͅo͕̯̟̞̙̦̻̼̗͙̳̘͓̤̲̤͇̫̮̽̈ͧ͑̓̈́́̓̒͗͌̋̋̎̚͜͝s̛͉͕̬̼̦ͮ̾̍̇͂ͯ̔͊̈́͒̌̌ͭ̓̆ͧ͑̓͘͟t̨̨̡̮͚͇͎̫̼̳̟̱͖̘̟͔̠ͥͦ̎̎̏ͨ̃͗̃͝e̛̺͔̮̟͙̳͇̣͇̩̻ͪ͊ͯ̋̆̋͊ͨ́̌̊̋̅͑̂͜͢͝ͅŗ̵̼̤̝͇̫͇̝̝̩̼͓̞̜͙͙̟̣ͥ̓ͥ̓̿ͩ͞͡ͅͅi̥͔̝̲̯͕̮̞͉̤̩̠͖̊ͮ̅̀͟͞t̷̛͎̖̠̹͈̝͕̗̮͇͓̘͇̣̦ͣ̈́̓̅̐͗ͅy͙͎̟̬̗̘̠͈̗͓͆ͫͮͮ͊ͦ̄̓̓̉̐̌ͯ̊ͧ͋̈́̕,̷̛͍͎͉͇̠͇͓͈̙̙̤͎̣̜͎͍͙̣ͥ̀ͭ̂́̉̌̔͗̎͢͞ ̶̖̳̱̪̭͖͖̃̐͌̏̉̐̽̿̇ͣ̈͆ͩ̽̒̽͒ͭ̊͠d̡̞̗̼͈̝̬̳͂͋̇̇͒͒ͭͭ͗̕̕͢ǒ̷̓ͪͦ̍͝҉̗̻̹̟͖̖̼̠̀͟ ̡̪͇̱̰̯̐͛͑̓̆̂̓̊̌̎̑̎͒ͫ̀̚oͯ͒͗̈́͂̾ͥ͛͛̏͐͗͊ͩ̍͊ͪ͆̀͟͏͎͍̹̥̹̘͎̫̥̫̰͙͉͘r̨̛̰̗̰͎͚̫̮͈͖̝͙͙̥̬̦͙͓̞̞ͨ̈̑ͬ͊ͬ͌͒̊́̕d̒̄ͥ͗ͥ̈́͗̀̆ͥͯ̍ͤ̊̃̾̿͌͛͏͍̤̘̠͙̬̗̺͘a̧̛ͣ̒͋ͫ̃ͥ̑̇̎̾̇̆̈ͯ҉̩̭̩͎͈̯̳̫͝i͋͒ͬ̀҉̢̞̪̩͙̥̣̖͡n̞̖̩̭͇̦͙͚͕̟̮͙ͬ̌ͬͥ̅̈̓̽͘̕͜͢ͅͅ ̷̷̞͔̯̞͉͛͒̏̔̾̓͌̐̈́̃̍ͭͩ͂̑͊͌̌â̲͕̦̫͗͌ͧ̓̍̏͗̕͟͡n̵̹̣̮͚ͤͦͧͣͯ̉́̀͢͞d̶̡̪̮̥̱̫͓͕̼̩͖̩͇̻̪͇̥̉̃̑͛̓̊̀́͟͠ͅ ̧̡̺̝̗̟͖̲͚̫̠̮̼̖͈͖̦́͂̉͌̋̉́̔͂ͦ̿͊̀̉̽ͧ̈́̚eͯͤ̒͋͘҉̱̩͕̤͕͓̟̰̹̝̠̰̜͓͇͡şͦͨ̿̄ͦͤ҉͏̲̭̹͉̣͈̱̜̰͔̝t̓ͧ̇̅ͤ̇̃͛ͫ͞͏̡̛͕̙̙̗͚̼͙͓͢a̞͚̣̥̩͈̞ͦ̋͐ͣͭ͌̑͑ͪͫ̍͂̅̾͋̈̿̀͞b̸͕̝̬̯͔͚̖̱̼̹̯̩̂̎ͮ̀ͮ̏̐͗ͅl̷̷̹̰͎͉ͤ̎̔͒̆ͥͥ͒̂̒̀̂̔̎̚i̶̡ͮ̊ͩ̔ͣͨ̉҉̤͖͚̰̖̱̭̭͕̙̱̻͙̹͉̭̩ͅș̷̸̭̺͋̾ͭͭͧ͑̿̏́ẖ͇̯̯͉͙͎̖̮̼̖ͨ̓̅̑̋̊̈́͐̈́̿̃̀͝ͅ ̴̫͓͍̫̪̥̙̥̙̤̬̹̼͚ͨ̀ͪͧ̉ͧ̆̾͐͢ţ̵̰̘̝͇̞͚͉̮̭̉̒͂̐̉͐ͅh̡͕̜͉̰̪̮͚̲̦̝̣̬͙̾ͭͤ̒ͅį̛͇͉̫̦̳̥̞͉͖̯̳̟̦͉̜̥̒ͣ̿̃ͬͨ̓̀ͫ̚͠͠s̛̘̣̻͇̺̻̻͓͚̑͋ͮ̐͠͞ͅ ͍̝̻͖̰͉̘̖͓̭̟̹̜̜ͭ͊̓̇͂̈͒͜C͊͂̇͐̓͒ͮ̆̂̀͒̂ͮ͑̓҉̛̬̥̠̥̠̰̯̦͖̜̻̮̲͘͟ọ̙͕̲ͤͧ̍̈̽̈͡ͅṅ̗̻̗͖͚͔͔̙̩̩̓ͫ́̿ͤ̒͆̿͑͛̽̚͜͝s̔͋̉ͨ͛͆ͫ͐̂̔͛ͪ̏͘͏͕͈̳̘͝t̷̡̨͔̤̫̖̙͒̍̍̓̃̒ͨͮ̅̏̔ͬͣ͌̾ͧ́͡i̧̯̮̱͓͕͎͚̋̒̂́̓͆̀̊ͣͣ̍ͭ̎̍̒̿̚̚̚͟͠͠͞t̝̜͉ͭͦ̍̆̌͐͑͟͠ͅu̶̡̘̗̰͎̟̮̺̓ͤ̈ͭ͑ͧ̄́̈̽̿̾̓̽ͯ̋͢t͕͓̤̟̤̲̦̗̼̻͍̤͈̟̻̟̯͇̮͛̔̀̽̈̀̾́į̧͚̳͎̗̪̠͕̬̣̫̩̤̦͍̙͇̙̰ͭ́̉͋̎͆͆͆͢͡ơ̧̮͔̝͚͚̦̻͓̘̰̘͙̞̼͖̳̈́ͣ̀̈́̉̇ͧ̂̊̈́ͨͥͨͤ̀̾̏̈́̚͜͠͡n̸̷̮͔̘͇̗̒ͮ̊͌͠͞ ̷̹̠͈̳̠̩̪͉̱̃̊́͌ͥ̀ͮ̂ͩ̾̒ͭͫ̕͡f̴̑̿̔͑͆̉̀̈͛̽̒҉̸̻̬͔͎̕͟ö̃ͧ̀̇͏̵̦͇̜̜̰̠̤̟͉̪͈̯̖͖́͘͝ȓ̢̰̙͇̘͔̮̩̥̭̫͖̭͓̜̻͕͓̌͂ͮ͡͝ ͒̅ͧͣ̔͑͏̷̨͓̩̞͚̹͚̫͖͕̩̪͞ţ̨̗̝̦̣̪̺̣͔͙̣͙͎̖͍̖̩͌͐ͨ͒̈̍ͨ̽̎͌͂̾̚͘h̷̩̗͇͈̘̜̘̲̤̱͎̝̥̪ͮ̔̆̔ͫͮ̏̋͋ͬ͂̓̀ͅę̿̀̒ͯͬ̋ͨ̉ͣ̇̄̍͒͌̚̚̚҉̮̤̹͚͖͓̹̺̯͖̣̱̩͢ͅ ͑́̃ͬ͛̿ͯ̊̎̎ͯ̓͑͋ͩ̚͜͠͏̢̙͎̙̦͉̦̹͙̀Ǘ̢̪̦̦̹͓̱̱̩̘͓̰͑̆̓ͫͧ͡n̶̻͙̯̣̏ͭͮ̔͆̃͞͞ỉ͗̊͂̈̀́̂ͧ̃҉̷̢͚̰̠̳̮͖͖̲ṭ̸̷̸̵͓̳̫͖̱̗͙̗͈͉̓̎ͧͤ͊́̌͟ͅe͇̰̻̮̯̬͈̙̻̜̥͉͙͙̥͌ͮ̑͌͌̚͘ͅd̡̿̋ͬ͋͆̋͌̄̋ͬ̓̉͌͐̐̀ͪͧ̈́̕͠͞͏̲̤̳͚̤̱̱͓͓͙̰̼ ̴̛̠̣̤̫͓̫̞̰̳͇̺͉̳̱̬̄ͪ͆͗͒̈́̀́̚͘͡Ş̴̝̠̮̞͙͔͕͍̱̗̝̺͔̳̋̈́̏ͬ͒ͯ̓ͭ̃͊͑͛̌̊̀̚ṭ̡̛̞̪̟̝̣ͬ̆̎͐̅̀͑́ͥ͊ͥ̀̚̚a̷̴ͩ͑͋͟҉͙͙̞̠̞͖̝̹̗̪̻̟̳̫ͅẗ̷̜͎͈̣͇̩͓̭̱̹̻̦̯̞̙̝̮ͧ̈͋̒͋̌͊̉ͤ̿̅̋̅͐͊͗͘͠͠ęͫͦ̔ͭͬ͆̔̂̆̑̃͏҉̸̱̜̻͎̮͎̮̹͠s̵̸̱͕͕͎ͫͮ͑ͣͬ̊̂̅̅͋͒͋ ̶̥͇̤̝̫̩͍̘͈͔͎̦̔̿ͫ̉̑́̊ͤ͛̔͌͗̇͂̔̽̊͝͡ǒ̵̵̟̮͍̖̄̓͆ͧͨ́̆̒́͆͛̓f̵͒̀̀͐ͤ̾ͨͤ̀̀̚̚҉͉̞̦̝͈͇͇̥̻͈̞̳͈̠̬ ̧̖̹̤͎̳͇̲̺̽̑ͩͩ̅ͬ̏̉̉ͭ̇ͯ̍̔̑̈͐̊͝ͅȦ̵̧̎̏ͨͩ̈ͫ͋̾̏ͥ́̇̚҉͇̱̙̰͔̜͍̖̗̯m̸͗̾̊́ͪ̚͜҉͚̬͕͎̠̺̜̤̗͉͎̥̗̦͈͍̮̞̯ě̹̪̭͇͚̤̟̞̈ͮͭ͌̏ͥͯ̀͜r̴̷͕͇̥̭̱͓̝͉͉̤̲̘̣̙̻̱̾ͭ̒͊ͤ͂ͧͯͮͩ͑ͯ̊̌̐͘i̷̢̛͙̪̹̳͍̯̻̟̼̤͕̼̹͔̜͙̬̝͓̓̍̓̏̓͗ͣ̔ͦ̈͑͜c̸̴̛͚̞͍͈͓̞̝̥̖̖̖͙̤͈ͣ̍̈ͯ̈̎̎̓̃͑ͨ̑̉̉ͭͮ̿ͯͨ͟͢ͅͅa̢̪͉͓̯͕̭̪̭͍̭̜̤ͮ͐ͣ̿͒͑̾̓̈́̏ͨͥ̀̈́̑̆̚͠ͅ

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W̝̝͍̺̺͓̘͂́ͬ̑̕͟͟͢͡e̛͈̬͚̬̓̓̏ͤͫ̅́́͜͞ ͎̮͉̪̻́̉ͯ͆̅̓͋̄ͯ̍ͯ̕͞ţ̷̜̹̼̙̮̗͉͚̯͓̤̍ͫͥ͌̒̆̏ͥ̓́̕͝h̵̖̖̙̺͓̯̜̊̉͌ͤ̔̀eͪ͆͆̍͗͌͟͏̱̮͉̝̳̞̠̙͖͇͝ ̷̗͓̲̬̹͎̭̯̻͍͓ͤ̏̌̃͊̈͜ͅP̸̸̃ͫͧ̎ͫ̓̄ͥͧ̅̌͂̂ͣ̌ͭ̂̑ͮ̕͜҉̟̦̤̳̭̪̯̺̼̹͇̹̩ē̻̖͎̗͆̐̀͗ͭͩ́̚͝o̵̪̼͕͇ͯ͗͐̓̏ͦ̃ͭp̡̜̬͙̦̟̯̼̜̤̜̩̯͉͓͕̱͕̮̒ͨͣ̈́̂͗ͩ̉̀̃̑̓́͋̇̕͟͜ļ̤̠͇͈̯ͦ͒͋͛̈́͟͜͞ͅͅĕ̷̡ͥ̊́ͬ̑͞͏̱̣̣̮̟͉ ̡̢͍̱͍̱̥͚̿͆́̂ͥͤ͋̂͢͝͠ơ̸̸͚͈͓̬͙̅̊̔ͪͅf̸̛̖̟͈͓͇̤̙͚̭͎̝͍̖͚͙͙̣̭̿̄͌̅͂̓ͯ̊̌͂ͪ͒̃͊̈̀̓ ̸̸̼̺̗͓̠̞̟ͣͩ̄͌̇̑̅̔̄̒̀͘͡t̷̟͎̫̜̺̗͉̟̼͎͓͇̯̬͚̭͓̑̎͋̀͜͜h̨̨̼̻̞̤̱̘ͫ̓̓̉͒ͦ̿ͧ̽͒͗̍ͨ̓̌̅̿̕ȩ̛̪̜̹̝̺͖͖̠̼̹̰̹͙ͣ̇ͩ́ͯ͗͠ͅ ̛̏ͯͬ̊ͤͩͫͤ̀͆̃̆͏̨͔̜̮̳̼̪̳͡Ú̶̶̧̦͚̺͚̜͓̝͚̞̘͚̲̻̗̲̝͊̒̋̎̿ͦ̃͆ͮͅn̄͐̿ͮͮ̂̈ͨ̅̒̋͏̤̟̠̦̲̲͚̠͕͔͔̯̕i̷ͪ͑ͯ̀͡҉͎͕̰̠̼̙̻͕͉͎͓̗ͅṫ̨̞͍̼̟̼͍̝̠͖̼̩̞͉̞̺̝͆͂̽̅ͬͨ͂̑̿̈ͧͥ͊̚͟ę̫̝̦̜̱͚͍͚͖̰ͭ̽̿̒ͥ̓ͫ̎̒̐ͦ̊̕d̵̰͚̣̰̰̺̼̠ͣ̓ͤ̑̇́ ̱̤̗̼̟̫̫͚͇̟͍̻͙̩͍ͦͤ͆̿̀͢S̶̢̡̻̭̲̺̥̈́̃ͤ̐̄͗ͬ̈t̵̘̤̟̙̝ͬ̇ͩ̈́́͘͜a̸̟̻̝̳̫͖̮͉̤̭͎͔̽̅ͯ̐̂̉̍̄̄̍ͦ̚t̵̡͇͎̰͖͚̞̗̃ͥ͊̈́ͯͨ̑ͦ͗ͅẽ̴̖͕͔̳̮̯̤̯͖͇̘̲̩͙̫̗̤̦ͤ̔̃͐̊ͩ͗̂̀̇̔̽̆̑̚͟͟s̶̛̝̟̤̩̬̼̩͍̩ͧ̈̄̏͌̒̎͐̿̽̆̆͌͟͟,̢̫̤̦̫̦̳͕͉͙͚̋ͨ̇̐̎͗ͣ͆ͥ͐̎̈́ͩͮ̎́͠ ̤̙͇̮̮̗̣̺̰̜͙̥̥̳͖̔̔̄͌͛͛ͯ̚͟͜ỉ̶̢̧͍̤̗̝̔̋̍ͬ̾ͭ̂̑ͣ̿ͮͯ̓̆̃̓ͮ͢͝n̡̥̤̝̹̰̥̦̬͚̤̯̼̲͉ͪͨͯ̉ͥ͑̆ͮ͌ͫͬ̇̄ͦͭ͋́͞ͅ 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̵̵̪̠̯͉͚̲͖͇̳̲̯̞̟̝ͫ́͋ͪͭ͌̍̌̌ͦ̃ͮ͒̒̔̇͒͞͝P̷̮͉͇̯̼͖̹̥̑̓̄ͨ̿̇͊͋͂ͅo͕̯̟̞̙̦̻̼̗͙̳̘͓̤̲̤͇̫̮̽̈ͧ͑̓̈́́̓̒͗͌̋̋̎̚͜͝s̛͉͕̬̼̦ͮ̾̍̇͂ͯ̔͊̈́͒̌̌ͭ̓̆ͧ͑̓͘͟t̨̨̡̮͚͇͎̫̼̳̟̱͖̘̟͔̠ͥͦ̎̎̏ͨ̃͗̃͝e̛̺͔̮̟͙̳͇̣͇̩̻ͪ͊ͯ̋̆̋͊ͨ́̌̊̋̅͑̂͜͢͝ͅŗ̵̼̤̝͇̫͇̝̝̩̼͓̞̜͙͙̟̣ͥ̓ͥ̓̿ͩ͞͡ͅͅi̥͔̝̲̯͕̮̞͉̤̩̠͖̊ͮ̅̀͟͞t̷̛͎̖̠̹͈̝͕̗̮͇͓̘͇̣̦ͣ̈́̓̅̐͗ͅy͙͎̟̬̗̘̠͈̗͓͆ͫͮͮ͊ͦ̄̓̓̉̐̌ͯ̊ͧ͋̈́̕,̷̛͍͎͉͇̠͇͓͈̙̙̤͎̣̜͎͍͙̣ͥ̀ͭ̂́̉̌̔͗̎͢͞ ̶̖̳̱̪̭͖͖̃̐͌̏̉̐̽̿̇ͣ̈͆ͩ̽̒̽͒ͭ̊͠d̡̞̗̼͈̝̬̳͂͋̇̇͒͒ͭͭ͗̕̕͢ǒ̷̓ͪͦ̍͝҉̗̻̹̟͖̖̼̠̀͟ ̡̪͇̱̰̯̐͛͑̓̆̂̓̊̌̎̑̎͒ͫ̀̚oͯ͒͗̈́͂̾ͥ͛͛̏͐͗͊ͩ̍͊ͪ͆̀͟͏͎͍̹̥̹̘͎̫̥̫̰͙͉͘r̨̛̰̗̰͎͚̫̮͈͖̝͙͙̥̬̦͙͓̞̞ͨ̈̑ͬ͊ͬ͌͒̊́̕d̒̄ͥ͗ͥ̈́͗̀̆ͥͯ̍ͤ̊̃̾̿͌͛͏͍̤̘̠͙̬̗̺͘a̧̛ͣ̒͋ͫ̃ͥ̑̇̎̾̇̆̈ͯ҉̩̭̩͎͈̯̳̫͝i͋͒ͬ̀҉̢̞̪̩͙̥̣̖͡n̞̖̩̭͇̦͙͚͕̟̮͙ͬ̌ͬͥ̅̈̓̽͘̕͜͢ͅͅ ̷̷̞͔̯̞͉͛͒̏̔̾̓͌̐̈́̃̍ͭͩ͂̑͊͌̌â̲͕̦̫͗͌ͧ̓̍̏͗̕͟͡n̵̹̣̮͚ͤͦͧͣͯ̉́̀͢͞d̶̡̪̮̥̱̫͓͕̼̩͖̩͇̻̪͇̥̉̃̑͛̓̊̀́͟͠ͅ ̧̡̺̝̗̟͖̲͚̫̠̮̼̖͈͖̦́͂̉͌̋̉́̔͂ͦ̿͊̀̉̽ͧ̈́̚eͯͤ̒͋͘҉̱̩͕̤͕͓̟̰̹̝̠̰̜͓͇͡şͦͨ̿̄ͦͤ҉͏̲̭̹͉̣͈̱̜̰͔̝t̓ͧ̇̅ͤ̇̃͛ͫ͞͏̡̛͕̙̙̗͚̼͙͓͢a̞͚̣̥̩͈̞ͦ̋͐ͣͭ͌̑͑ͪͫ̍͂̅̾͋̈̿̀͞b̸͕̝̬̯͔͚̖̱̼̹̯̩̂̎ͮ̀ͮ̏̐͗ͅl̷̷̹̰͎͉ͤ̎̔͒̆ͥͥ͒̂̒̀̂̔̎̚i̶̡ͮ̊ͩ̔ͣͨ̉҉̤͖͚̰̖̱̭̭͕̙̱̻͙̹͉̭̩ͅș̷̸̭̺͋̾ͭͭͧ͑̿̏́ẖ͇̯̯͉͙͎̖̮̼̖ͨ̓̅̑̋̊̈́͐̈́̿̃̀͝ͅ ̴̫͓͍̫̪̥̙̥̙̤̬̹̼͚ͨ̀ͪͧ̉ͧ̆̾͐͢ţ̵̰̘̝͇̞͚͉̮̭̉̒͂̐̉͐ͅh̡͕̜͉̰̪̮͚̲̦̝̣̬͙̾ͭͤ̒ͅį̛͇͉̫̦̳̥̞͉͖̯̳̟̦͉̜̥̒ͣ̿̃ͬͨ̓̀ͫ̚͠͠s̛̘̣̻͇̺̻̻͓͚̑͋ͮ̐͠͞ͅ ͍̝̻͖̰͉̘̖͓̭̟̹̜̜ͭ͊̓̇͂̈͒͜C͊͂̇͐̓͒ͮ̆̂̀͒̂ͮ͑̓҉̛̬̥̠̥̠̰̯̦͖̜̻̮̲͘͟ọ̙͕̲ͤͧ̍̈̽̈͡ͅṅ̗̻̗͖͚͔͔̙̩̩̓ͫ́̿ͤ̒͆̿͑͛̽̚͜͝s̔͋̉ͨ͛͆ͫ͐̂̔͛ͪ̏͘͏͕͈̳̘͝t̷̡̨͔̤̫̖̙͒̍̍̓̃̒ͨͮ̅̏̔ͬͣ͌̾ͧ́͡i̧̯̮̱͓͕͎͚̋̒̂́̓͆̀̊ͣͣ̍ͭ̎̍̒̿̚̚̚͟͠͠͞t̝̜͉ͭͦ̍̆̌͐͑͟͠ͅu̶̡̘̗̰͎̟̮̺̓ͤ̈ͭ͑ͧ̄́̈̽̿̾̓̽ͯ̋͢t͕͓̤̟̤̲̦̗̼̻͍̤͈̟̻̟̯͇̮͛̔̀̽̈̀̾́į̧͚̳͎̗̪̠͕̬̣̫̩̤̦͍̙͇̙̰ͭ́̉͋̎͆͆͆͢͡ơ̧̮͔̝͚͚̦̻͓̘̰̘͙̞̼͖̳̈́ͣ̀̈́̉̇ͧ̂̊̈́ͨͥͨͤ̀̾̏̈́̚͜͠͡n̸̷̮͔̘͇̗̒ͮ̊͌͠͞ ̷̹̠͈̳̠̩̪͉̱̃̊́͌ͥ̀ͮ̂ͩ̾̒ͭͫ̕͡f̴̑̿̔͑͆̉̀̈͛̽̒҉̸̻̬͔͎̕͟ö̃ͧ̀̇͏̵̦͇̜̜̰̠̤̟͉̪͈̯̖͖́͘͝ȓ̢̰̙͇̘͔̮̩̥̭̫͖̭͓̜̻͕͓̌͂ͮ͡͝ ͒̅ͧͣ̔͑͏̷̨͓̩̞͚̹͚̫͖͕̩̪͞ţ̨̗̝̦̣̪̺̣͔͙̣͙͎̖͍̖̩͌͐ͨ͒̈̍ͨ̽̎͌͂̾̚͘h̷̩̗͇͈̘̜̘̲̤̱͎̝̥̪ͮ̔̆̔ͫͮ̏̋͋ͬ͂̓̀ͅę̿̀̒ͯͬ̋ͨ̉ͣ̇̄̍͒͌̚̚̚҉̮̤̹͚͖͓̹̺̯͖̣̱̩͢ͅ ͑́̃ͬ͛̿ͯ̊̎̎ͯ̓͑͋ͩ̚͜͠͏̢̙͎̙̦͉̦̹͙̀Ǘ̢̪̦̦̹͓̱̱̩̘͓̰͑̆̓ͫͧ͡n̶̻͙̯̣̏ͭͮ̔͆̃͞͞ỉ͗̊͂̈̀́̂ͧ̃҉̷̢͚̰̠̳̮͖͖̲ṭ̸̷̸̵͓̳̫͖̱̗͙̗͈͉̓̎ͧͤ͊́̌͟ͅe͇̰̻̮̯̬͈̙̻̜̥͉͙͙̥͌ͮ̑͌͌̚͘ͅd̡̿̋ͬ͋͆̋͌̄̋ͬ̓̉͌͐̐̀ͪͧ̈́̕͠͞͏̲̤̳͚̤̱̱͓͓͙̰̼ ̴̛̠̣̤̫͓̫̞̰̳͇̺͉̳̱̬̄ͪ͆͗͒̈́̀́̚͘͡Ş̴̝̠̮̞͙͔͕͍̱̗̝̺͔̳̋̈́̏ͬ͒ͯ̓ͭ̃͊͑͛̌̊̀̚ṭ̡̛̞̪̟̝̣ͬ̆̎͐̅̀͑́ͥ͊ͥ̀̚̚a̷̴ͩ͑͋͟҉͙͙̞̠̞͖̝̹̗̪̻̟̳̫ͅẗ̷̜͎͈̣͇̩͓̭̱̹̻̦̯̞̙̝̮ͧ̈͋̒͋̌͊̉ͤ̿̅̋̅͐͊͗͘͠͠ęͫͦ̔ͭͬ͆̔̂̆̑̃͏҉̸̱̜̻͎̮͎̮̹͠s̵̸̱͕͕͎ͫͮ͑ͣͬ̊̂̅̅͋͒͋ ̶̥͇̤̝̫̩͍̘͈͔͎̦̔̿ͫ̉̑́̊ͤ͛̔͌͗̇͂̔̽̊͝͡ǒ̵̵̟̮͍̖̄̓͆ͧͨ́̆̒́͆͛̓f̵͒̀̀͐ͤ̾ͨͤ̀̀̚̚҉͉̞̦̝͈͇͇̥̻͈̞̳͈̠̬ ̧̖̹̤͎̳͇̲̺̽̑ͩͩ̅ͬ̏̉̉ͭ̇ͯ̍̔̑̈͐̊͝ͅȦ̵̧̎̏ͨͩ̈ͫ͋̾̏ͥ́̇̚҉͇̱̙̰͔̜͍̖̗̯m̸͗̾̊́ͪ̚͜҉͚̬͕͎̠̺̜̤̗͉͎̥̗̦͈͍̮̞̯ě̹̪̭͇͚̤̟̞̈ͮͭ͌̏ͥͯ̀͜r̴̷͕͇̥̭̱͓̝͉͉̤̲̘̣̙̻̱̾ͭ̒͊ͤ͂ͧͯͮͩ͑ͯ̊̌̐͘i̷̢̛͙̪̹̳͍̯̻̟̼̤͕̼̹͔̜͙̬̝͓̓̍̓̏̓͗ͣ̔ͦ̈͑͜c̸̴̛͚̞͍͈͓̞̝̥̖̖̖͙̤͈ͣ̍̈ͯ̈̎̎̓̃͑ͨ̑̉̉ͭͮ̿ͯͨ͟͢ͅͅa̢̪͉͓̯͕̭̪̭͍̭̜̤ͮ͐ͣ̿͒͑̾̓̈́̏ͨͥ̀̈́̑̆̚͠ͅ

[bootstrapsforall-blog]

So how many Conservatives/Republicans/Libertarians Actually Read the Constitution?

Because the first sentence clearly states:

We the People  of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Ergo social issues and welfare have always been intended to be a concern of the US federal government. 

Likewise I'm guessing they've never read the Declaration of Independence, because the second sentence of that says:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.

Ergo the very purpose of Government is to be concerned with and work to increase the life and liberties of the people it governs.

So the founders have always intended the federal government to provide services for the people it governs.  IN our current age that means welfare, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, food stamps, unemployment, and increasingly health insurance.  It does so by taxes, which is something many of the people receiving entitlements and government support have paid at some point (or will pay once they reach working age).  Thomas Jefferson thought good public education was the most important part of a working democracy, without which an oligarchy would soon develop with the wealthy duping the uneducated poor.  Which I guess explains why Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, and various other politicians are so against a well funded public school system.

[thegood-byelook]

"RICHMOND, Va. – On Wednesday, the Virginia legislature overwhelmingly passed a law that forbids state agencies from cooperating with any federal attempt to exercise the indefinite detention without due process provisions written into sections 1021 and 1022 of the National Defense Authorization Act."

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