Dec 20, 2019
Me, 2 hours before we go see the new Star Wars: So, polling time. How do you think Hux is gonna bite it?
Megan: ... a well aimed kick and an OSHA violation.
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Me, 2 hours before we go see the new Star Wars: So, polling time. How do you think Hux is gonna bite it?
Megan: ... a well aimed kick and an OSHA violation.
Meaghan: ... Sauron is God!
Megan: ......................... explain.
Meaghan: I N S P A C E.
A harem of Werebears. Yes, just as the legends have fortold.
Us without context, the @lizzywhimsy and @parkersrevenge edition.
Meaghan: [Coworker] has a tv tropes website up on the page "With Us or Against US" and its clearly to do with the sons of liberty but the first quote is Anakin Skywalker and I'm just screaming at the implication that Sam Adams is clearly a fucking Sith.
Megan: What the hell is he doing with that????
Meaghan: Logically the British are the Empire, but... the rebels in Boston are all absolute assholes. The one exception I'd allow, though? Joe [Warren] is Han, Paul [Revere] is Chewbacca.
Megan: Hancock is C3PO, a little more fussy in his manners. [Sam] Adams is R2D2, constantly flipping his shit in a series of beeps.
If you once again wanted to know what a conversation with @lizzywhimsy and I looks like, this is literally our current one (and also goes to show how fucking starved we are for any Sumner media, period) :
Lizzy: I AM HONESTLY SO PISSED THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND ACCURATE DEPICTION OF SUMNER PHYSICALLY IS THE FILM I HATE THE MOST. A RACIST BILE COVERED FILM. HELP.
Meaghan: EXACTLY. IT TICKS ME OFF, BUDDY. IT TICKS ME OFF.
Lizzy: LIKE A RACIST HISTORICALLY INNACCURATE FILM TOOK THE TIME TO DEPICT SUMNER PHYSICALLY ACCURATE, AND YET SPIELBERG COULDN’T FOR ONE SECOND.
Meaghan: AT LEAST SPIELBERG GAVE HIM HAIR.
Hahk! What light through yondah window breaks? Tis Eastie, and Juliet is fahken Logan.
A 1970s Boston Romeo and Juliet, the worst way.
Megan: So after Pierre promised Andrei not to go to Anatole's party, he immediately went to Anatole's party, because he promised Anatole first.
Meaghan: This being the party where Pierre and the boys tie a bear to a cop?
Megan: Yes, that party. No wonder Tolstoy calls Pierre a wuss. He made opposing promises to two different friends.
Meaghan: An important lesson. Don't give in to Pierre pressure.
Megan: ..............
@breakfastautocrat and i have the best conversations... even if they are wrong in this instance.