omfg look what i left in the fucking drafts this is like the main thing what an idiot i hope you aren't home yet
dere bubbi,
dis is a srs msg and u kno i cnt b srs propaly so im gna rite it lyk dis so it seems less srs. i has gvn sum ppl the link to dis tumblr so i dnt wna make the obvs connecshun btwn this typn and smthng else but i tinks you can mke it yrslf.
anywyz
todaez ur brthday and ur 16 nd i hav officially knwn u foa lyk 3 yrs which probz dsnt seem lyk mch to u but foa me its like almost 1/5 ov ma lyf so das pretty big yah
and i hope you are gna have a gud as day todae (its ryk 11am nd i hvnt tlkd to you prprly yet so i hpe its gng well) n enjoy ur pARTAAAY
*insert other required greetings and well-wishes associated with birthdays here*
n-e weyz i just wnted to sae dat ur da best best fwend in the wrld eva n im sew lucky to have da privilge of knwing u sew well dat i can lyk read ur mind. n i hpe dis tumblr reminds u ov all da gud tymz we've had n hpefully we cn get excited for more fun tyms and also being bttr looking (if we cntinue the trnd we r follown rite now) in da future
bcoz most ov this tumblr is probs gna be lyk mocking you n shit i hpe you kno dat whenever i'm a dick about stuff i etha dnt mean it or i'm in a shitty ass mood whch happens sumtyms but wateva lol hu evn cares x0x0
and as u can see in da posts below in da past we were sew nice to each other's faces n on fb and stuff bt insyd we were probz like 'ehmafeckinggawd that stupd bitch acacia wnts anther effin dog fr her frmville hu does she thnk i am cruella de effin ville'
now its like revrsd - 2 each otha's faces n on fb we're jst like 'can u stop talking to meh like i'm bizzy and shit fuck off' but deep deep dwn insyd ur lyk 'i ruv dis stupid ass bitch sew much evn tho she tlks to meh everytime i'm online' j
jst rmemba you would be lost in lyf without meh tlking to u everytym ur online
so jst remindng u dat i do really ruv you sew sew mch and evn tho sumtyms u do stupid shit and demnd tht i tlk to u on skype and then spend n hour not sayn n-e fing to me at all ur still da bomb diggity
n i hope you hav n amazing 16th yr on da plant (LOL that was planet but imma leave it as plant) n i kno ur gna be seeing a lot ov me in da nxt 365 days b4 u turn 17 bt smtyms my evrlastng appreciation ov ur friendship mite not be as obvs so here i am (asking you for one more chance) sayn ur amaZAYN n ur a pretty mint as frend yah esp how u hate all da shit i hate and ruv all da shit i ruv gawd i will be 5eva grateful for how that werks owt
hav fun in dat onesie
love you
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