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No really.

I know he looks adorable, but he's actually terribly vicious. Don't make me sic him on you.

Puppies need to stop following me around.

I don't look as intimidating and unapproachable.

You know it's been a slow week when

the highlight was watching a man crack his skull open on the pavement because he had one margarita too many.

"As entertaining as it is to watch someone gamble their life savings away there's got to be something else to do."

So, apparently parents

don't like it when you give their children scissors and tell them to run. Go figure.

Oh, this your car?

"I was just looking."

Hey, wait.

[Picking up a wallet he just saw drop, he hands it back to the person in front of him.] You dropped this.

Holden wakes up, groaning. "Where am I?"

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