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No really.
"I didn’t know you had a dog."
"Aw he looks really friendly and sweet too!"
"Oh, it's just you, I thought it was someone else", Bailey chuckled. "He's not, I can promise you that. Don't get too close, I've basically all but trained him to attack anyone who isn't me."
No really.
I know he looks adorable, but he's actually terribly vicious. Don't make me sic him on you.
Puppies need to stop following me around.
Element of surprise, I suppose.
Nothing wrong with the element of surprise.
Puppies need to stop following me around.
Calling a dog prince of anything wouldn’t really be all that scary, that’s all I’m saying.
Point taken - although maybe that isn't a bad thing. He really is quite vicious, and with a name like Prince Rambo I suppose no one would see it coming.
Puppies need to stop following me around.
Rambo, maybe….Prince…sounds less than scary. It kind of cutesy-ed his name.
Hey, don't underestimate Princes, some of them can be rather terrifying.
Puppies need to stop following me around.
Interesting name?
It was supposed to make him sound ferocious.
Help wanted.
Fascinating.
Puppies need to stop following me around.
Prince Rambo?
The stray that I begrudgingly took in.
"Well maybe, and I’m just guessing here, people would rather be bored than get their heads blown off. Again. Just guessing. You know me though. I’d let you shoot my head off any day."
"Well yes but the chance that they'll actually 'blow their head off' is extremely slim, don't you think? And that's why you're a little suck up."
Fire, hmm. To match your hair? Your personality too, so it seems. That is a shame, it sounded quite amusing.
Well someone's a little poetic.
"As long as you can accompany me, then I will leave all my work behind for some fun tonight."
"Well who did you think I was going to make you go with? That homeless man over there?"
Help wanted.
Why…Why a-are you laughing?
Because I'm picturing you actually trying to poison me and the thought is amusing.
Puppies need to stop following me around.
I don’t look as intimidating and unapproachable.
You can easily turn them into killing machines, that's what I did with Prince Rambo.
Says I.
And maybe you should learn we don't always get everything we want, yeah?
That it has. Dull days don’t sit well with me, and I’m thinking you’re probably the same. Now to think of something original..
No it most certainly does not. Well, I'd suggest fire, since it just so happens to be one of my favourite things, but the authorities around here don't like that much, and I've been trying to keep a relatively low profile as of late.