Jun 16, 2015
Is your egg too old?
Get a jug/bowl/bathtub/swimming pool of water, whatever will hold enough water to fit 2 eggs on top of each other.
Place the egg in it, if it floats don’t damn well eat it.
If it doesn’t, enjoy your chicken period on toast or something.
(If it’s trying to float but still touches the bottom of the container, it’s still good. )
If your egg has hatched I would also suggest not eating it and not putting the contents in water.
