#useless!gie

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It's my most important goal.

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I'll help out however I can if you ask, I guess.

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Wait, no, I'd already factored that pretzel into my chances of survival!!!

(I've decided not to let people arbitrarily give Useless!Giegue items or advantages.  -u-  -M) 

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This hat retrieval is harder than it looks.  My face hurts.

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I have everything worked out.  I can sleep in this bush and use the rock for tactical defenses, and, um, I guess the cliff can, uh...

I guess I can't do anything about it.  At least nothing can sneak up on me from the cliff.  I haven't done too much exploring because I can't stand up without the rock around yet, but I'm working on it.  I'll be back to normal in no time.  I hope.  

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I shouldn’t even exist yet, ugh, just leave me here in my bush!!!  Go!!  I don’t want to hear bad things right now and that’s all people say when they see me! 

Besides, I'm having a hard enough time keeping my bush safe from centipedes without people drawing attention to me.