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Oh bbg there is something soooo wrong with your green creature

* You're almost sure they're joking at this point.

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#[I am very sorry]#[Also. I'm surprised this is the first time someone points out there's something wrong™ with Battat]#useless!battat #useless!jongler #useless!polymikes #deltarune battat #battat deltarune #deltarune jongler #Jongler Deltarune #[I mean- I've always felt like he's the worst Battat out there. The way he's uh- awful.]#[I even overlayed every weird thing he said over that first drawing lmao it's like at 10% I think? it also covers the entire image]

At least they are ok... Can we, like, give them a pill? Poor pluey and batty looks so stressed good lord

* You got Pluey some water! This should help!

* ...And the other one, uh...

* He's probably going to be fine.

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#[I'm feeling a bit rusty today. But I'll try my best]#useless!battat #useless!pluey #useless!jongler #useless!polymikes #[← though not the nicest example of it]

QUIT FOCUSING ON THE CAT

THE ONLY CAT YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON IS PLUEY

NOW GO ON YOUR DATE

JONGLER HAS BEEN WAITING

* Does he really still want to go? It's good to focus on the positives, yes, but seriously? After what just happened??

* ...And in the end, he didn't change his outfit. If anything, he made a mess of himself!

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#useless!battat #useless!pluey #useless!polymikes #[They are both still VERY stressed. But who would want to cancel such nice plans??]#[If anything. The thought of going outside is probably more comforting than staying home]#[Just don't go to the forest.]#[... He's also just gay /j and maybe a little out of it right now.]#[Fun fact! This drawing was originally from before FRIEND appeared... and so were those asks.]#[I thought of giving up on this drawing but like- I can't... Look at him...]#[You can even believe me when I tell you his design is kinda based off Noelle's. such a creature in this one.]#[So I just modified the drawing to properly fit the situation. This sentence feels overly verbose but I think it's fine]

https://www.tumblr.com/three-useless-mikes/794086286432600064/does-jongler-not-know-yall-are-basically-dating?source=share

Ignoring the mildly concerning nature of the changed part, this is actually pretty sweet

You three care about each other so much its just HKHAOFBEKWJ

* That explains some things, doesn't it?

* ...And also raises more questions, but you're ok with that.

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#useless!jongler #useless!polymikes #[They're reading books to help them take care of their partners 👍 in case that wasn't clear?]#[All of this and yet they're still unaware that the other two are really into them </3]#[Jongler is the smartest and the dumbest person ever]#[But that also applies to the other two. so it's ok]

well, what's stopping Pluey and Jongler from kissing while Battat is in the bedroom?

* Ok!

* Well, we ARE going quite fast, aren't we?

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#[Sorry. Y'all aren't getting it so early /silly]#[This feels insanely silly God help me.]#useless!jongler #useless!pluey #useless!polymikes #[For the record. Battat was and is ok with the kiss. he just panicked because he's a fucking loser /affectionate]#[In fact. he'll probably take the first chance to try it again.]#[But Jongler isn't as open to it. So y'know. be patient and let them decide.]#[Who knows? Maybe after the date?]#[It'll actually happen pretty soon anyways!]#[If it helps. There's an ask I'll use to introduce magic anons]#[That will also be used to let y'all know it's time to go <3]

“Going to make sure it’s the only possible outcome” oooooooh do you have a plan?!?! you should tell us the plan. we can help you. let us help you. :3

* ... And you have that info written down?

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#[He's in the bedroom. That's just his side of the room.]#[The floating heart is zooming across the house to talk with these guys...]#useless!battat #useless!polymikes #[← Implied]#[Btw. do note that he says ''yet'']

hi mikes :) !!!!! one of the many speaking here, is there anything y’all can do to make going out more comfortable for battat? minus wearing the mike costume full time, that is! maybe like? having a slow transition from mike costume to full battat. like wear it for a week, and then half the time he goes out, and then 1/3 of the time or smthn like that. i’m operating under the assumption that being mike makes interacting with people easier for battat, and that no one else in the town knows about mike stuff. anyways i hope the date goes well!!

* That probably doesn't help him socialize, but if it gets him outside, then I guess it's a good start.

* ...Still, pippinses seem to be pretty social, he probably needs more company than this...

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#[They're trying their best </3]#[I've been waiting to answer this one for a while]#useless!jongler #useless!polymikes #[The dialogue in this one might be a bit lame. sorry about that]#[Also I probably write Jongler a bit weirdly? I do purposefully make them have a stronger accent than the average zapper]#[The theory thing is a reference to the newsletter. yes.]

Then just tell them you want to be dating them? You don't need to do all this? You can just? Ask? They're not even going to say no???????

* ...Did you not think about that or... do you just not comprehend it??

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#useless!battat #deltarune battat #[This post was originally a two image comic]#[But it's funnier this way]#useless!polymikes #← implied

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