Blog Introduction Post
Upon saving Earth from eternal darkness and completing the prophecy, you find yourself with nothing to do!
So you decide to hang out with some of Hometown's new residents...
[blog info & rules undercut - updated September 28]
Hello!!! And welcome to Three-Useless-Mikes!!!
Rules!!!
Just like every blog, this place has rules! (Or Roulxs haha). I have moved them to the top for easy accessibility.
They look long, but I promise it's not actually too much. I'm just cursed with paragraphs.
1- You can be as mean as you want to the characters, just don't be a bigot and don't overdo it!!! Also, remember, I'm not a character, so don't treat me like one.
2- Similarly, you can make freaky jokes here, since Battat is going to be weird about Tenna **ALL THE PEOPLE HE LOVES anyways. But don't be graphic and don't overdo this either!! This blog is still sfw in content, I'm just allowing suggestive/nsfw jokes and teasing here and there.
3- Feel free to send as many asks as you want, no need to be shy!! I'll probably just not answer an ask if I don't know what to do with it, so there's no need to worry about that kind of shit, go nuts sending asks. Just don't send the exact same ask over and over again.
4- Yes, "magic" anons WILL be allowed, since you(❤️) exist in-world, but this will be in moderation and I'll put things to a stop if it gets off the rails. You can inflict minor curses (turn into human, can't lie, etc) onto them for up to 15-ish asks.
You can also give them items and food without magic, as long as you can find them somewhere. I'll probably draw the little heart carrying it and everything.
5- In general, just be sane, don't go too off-topic, don't be too pushy and don't be an ass. This is just a silly cringy blog I'm running for fun, so let's keep it that way. Just go and enjoy tormenting/helping these guys while I tell you a story.
Thank you for listening!!!
About:
This is an Askblog for the fake mikes, and it happens "after" Deltarune, in an AU where:
1- Everyone we've met is alive (AND not stone) (doesn't necessarily mean they've been found, tho.)
And
2- All darkners are living in the light world! Although how and why is up to debate.
This blog is sfw in content! Just suggestive at worst. It won't be very edgy either, cartoony or canon typical at most. It'll probably be very cringe, tho.
About the mikes:
This blog will also be using the PC minigame names for the non-disguised Mikes (so Battat, Jongler and Pluey, respectfully). Their disguised versions go by their canon names: Small Mike, Cowboy Mike and Cat Mike.
He/they pronouns for Battat, They/them for Jongler and He/she/it for Pluey! Their Mike equivalents use the same pronouns.
There's also going to be some fan-lore about them! Yayyyyyy! Not sure if I'll say everything or leave it vague, tho.
The ships for this blog are Polymikes, Battenna (one-sided) and Rambpins (one-sided). More might be added later.
About the mod and this blog:
As for me, the blog's mod, you can call me Lien or Pluey! :3 preference for they/them but I go by any pronouns. I'm latine, so my english (& knowledge) may be weird and inconsistent; please tell me if you find any major mistakes on my part, I'll fix them.
Talking with me will be considered OOC, and if you want longer conversations, just go to @sw3etsfuckingdrawings and talk with me there.
I'll be drawing the images for this blog! I can't say every post will have images or if they'll all be the same quality, tho, since that depends on how much motivation I have.
The main tags will only be used on important or particularly funny posts, otherwise I'll use personal ones, so don't worry about tag flooding. Not sure if that would happen either way, since I tend to be pretty slow.
Idk what I'm doing here, so consider this a fuck around and find out type of blog.
That's it for the introduction! I'll update it if necessary.
So go ahead, ask away. I'll be slowly but surely answering! (Fixed one rule because it turns out Battat's weirder than I myself was expecting)