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@user-err0r​ continued from pretty girl

[ sms: big man yori ]  whh, ur the prettist girl?? 💦

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@user-err0r​ ♡ ′d

          On the epic journey of becoming a manly cool man Rylan had seen quite a few things in his life. This-- was not one of them. But what a dude. Completely oblivious to the fact that he was openly staring-- the boy couldn’t gape at the stranger’s cool mods. They probably had some horrific stories behind them, but that wasn’t on the forefront of his mind. When the other took notice of his gawking he partially regained his senses. “Ah, you want a sip of my drink-- dude?” Only god knows why sharing his drink was the first course of action that he thought to make. 

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user-err0r

  Ok this is overdue but I’m going on a mini hiatus...

Yo, take your time, take a moment to smell the roses and relax, we’ll all be here when you get back. <3

you all are amazing <3 thank you

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  I get sick when I drink soda but here I am still...

[SWATS IT] but I can’t blame yoU BUT NO

IM ALMOST DONE DRINKING IT YOU’RE TOO LATE 

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A raucous laugh comes from Jurik as the empty bottle is taken away. "You're not serious, are you? I'm a proud Czech man, like the Germans, I was raised on beer instead of breast milk!" His laugh is hearty and--it sounds nice coming out of him instead of the usual gloomy grunts and sighs. "One more, then! Are you allowed to drink? If not, raise a glass of seltzer with me on the next?" He never liked to drink alone--even if the barkeeper was his only friend this night, it was better than none.

“Okay then another one for you.” He pushes another drink to Jurik and pours himself one to join in. “I don’t get drunk, I’ll join you for one since it’s a slow day.” Chris found it amusing that he couldn’t get drunk, made this job perfect. Most people assumed it was just amazing luck someone with good tolerance got the job, or that he’d built it up on the job. He would let them think whatever they wanted. “I’ll stick to seltzer after this one.” 

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The mechanical man downs his pale ale and slides the empty bottle towards the bartender. "Very good... how much do I owe...?" His green eyes flit between the bespectacled man and his wallet, which he managed to pull out with one of his augmented hands. "I know, I know... I should stay and get another, but my funds are limited, barkeep..." He looks down dejectedly at the koruna in his wallet, how they betrayed him and his desire to have just one more drink...

“Six for the one drink, although if you want another technically it would be twelve but I can spot you. Looks like you need another and I’m not about to deny it just on a lack of funds. Now, if you turn out to be shitty at holding your alcohol then I will have to cut you off.” Chris leans over the bar, taking the bottle and looking over at the man. After waiting a moment he stands back up straight and gets the man another pale ale, setting it down in front of him. “Your choice, but regardless it’s free of charge.” 

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@user-err0r​ continued from elevator bashing

          As amusing as it was to watch a man much larger than herself freak out just because of a little elevator malfunction, she wasn’t about to laugh since it seemed rather-- serious. Not to mention if he could dent the door, he could most definitely wring his neck. “Alright big buddy, I’m not gonna tell you to calm down, but slamming and yelling at the elevator doors isn’t gonna help.” 

          Placing dainty hands on her slim hips, she pondered how to go about this. Miho wasn’t known to be very gentle, especially with large man babies. “Alright tough guy, here’s how it’s gonna go-- I’m not gonna tell you to calm down, but I’ll suggest it because it’ll be better for the both of us.” Holding her arms out, her lips turned up into a shit eating grin. “If you can’t do that, little mama here’s gonna force ya with a big ol’ hug.” One could always count on Miho to not take the situation seriously, but hey, she was trying to lighten the mood.

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💖 plz love this bitter boy [cries]

“You probably don’t want to hear this but I do take fancy to your eyes, you could probably lift me up if you tried hard enough too and I don’t know enough people who can do that so put that on the list of things I like about you, kid.” Chris thinks for a moment more, “Add another to the list, we’re both alike. We both lost part of ourselves... Although you didn’t deserve it while I brought it upon myself. I wish you the best kid, really. Theres an outlet in back you can use if you need it and I can heat up something for you, on the house.”