#usher rp

[this-is-fin]

Hello there,

I saw a small note of yours carried on by a pigeon speaking of you running from bugs. Are you alright? I know some bugs can be quite dangerous if used for battle.

Kindly,

Vivienne

( @alive-immortal )

a pigeon??? i mean ill take it. hello new friend i hope you dont want to kill me

[camhamomile]

Ah, hello! A fellow doctor! I can't say I've heard of the Usher Foundation. What's it like there?

- (@codename-morrigan)

Hello Dr. Morrigan! It's... well. The job pays very well, and I'm learning some fascinating things about the way our world functions. I've also gotten to do a medical procedure I don't think I'd done since med school, so that was good practice I suppose. Overall, the job is certainly very interesting!

How's the... CDC?

[devon-usher]

hi will you help us get the password for document 7?

(Pretty please I will give you some skin) (maybe mine maybe not)

Sure! It's ichweißwodubist

That'll be one (1) skin please.

[deer-watchers]

@ghost-hunting-gays see u sookn

[usherfoundationdc]

I’m so sorry

that’s mildly concerning??? for what exactly

-fin

(also hi i’m back!!!)

[ghost-hunting-gays]

Any tips on ghost possession?

Figure out if you're being controlled or tricked by something that isn't a ghost first. Chances are, there's either a person or something... close enough to being a person behind it.

If that is the case, then I've been told spontaneously fainting usually gets people off your back, unless you faint in a position where it'll get you killed instead. Apparently someone was doing that a few decades back?

If you're sure it's actually a ghost possessing you, then chances are it's feeding off of your emotions regarding death! Or something.

Regardless, either you give it what it wants or you flip your emotional switch off (again, fainting is an option here). Both tactics result in the thing either immediately leaving you alone or drastically escalating things! (aka whatever it would have done normally, but faster.)

Now, if you wanted tips about possessing things as a ghost, you'll have to ask someone else. I'm afraid I haven't been a spirit, or, if I have, I don't remember it. None of my NDEs have had funky ghost activity as far as I know.

Guys*, got any additional tips for our Anon asker?

-Dev

[wind-rider]

I’d apologize for usherrpposting but I’m having a GREAT time rotating the blorbos in the tags with my fellow braincells so y’all are getting dragged along whether you like it or not

[this-is-fin]

You know the Usher Foundation? Tell those asshats to stop sending me emails. It was a mistake to go to them in the first place. I don’t need to get into any more dealings with the Eye.

- @of-strangers-and-slashing

aaAa im just an internnnnn im sorry uhhhuhm i can try to talk ot my boss???