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pukicho

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast

elogaming

Mr. Beast?

pukicho

He is being fed to the Beast too

pukicho

freshlypickedmint

@devon-usher

devon-usher

#do you know anyone/anything that might volunteer to be the beast

Ofc ofc! I could get Theo to do it, I'm sure.

Excellent idea

now hang on a minute

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

vvarhound

nightofthefundead

I set my Discord banner to random photos of deer being silly on trailcams resulting in multiple people asking about My Collection so here are some of the finest photos from my unreasonably sized gallery of goofy deer trailcam pictures

Did you know deer will sometimes just straight-up box/slapfight with each other which often involves standing on two legs and it looks really silly

Here's some kisses

Some weird chaotic ones. I call the first one of these four "girls night"

bonk (this is one of my most favorites)

This one's my halloween/autumn banner

Spring-loaded animal

deer-watchers

me fr

theradioghost

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

theradioghost

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

first-sight-and-second-thoughts

@giraffes-golashes oh, you know.

deer-watchers

my namr isnt hot cheeto hatred but ill taje it

#Usher RP #UsherRP #Theo Usher RP #Mar’s blorbos

the-cakes-gone-mouldy

ugh dealing with so much drama lately... it gets so lonelyyyyyy sometimess. time to hit up gay bars and really wet logs!!!! 🤪 <- emoji suggested by my phone but i'm loving the energy tbh

deer-watchers

wanna hang out somrtime

#Mar’s blorbos #Theo Usher RP

this-is-fin

@deer-watchers

theo?

deer-watchers

wbat

what're you doing right now?

turn arouns and find out

#author’s note: credit to Moth for this idea #I cackled

what's your top five favorite avatar list?

u mean my hitlidt

ok

1. soldan. die already. prederably at my hand but i dknt relaly csre at tjis point and it didnt fo so well for me the last few tkmes. gimme my stupid wye back. its ur fsult im liek this (a huntr)

2. cas n jay. shouldv died when i stabbed yu. stupid juniperas your like cockroaches except nit as edibke. n i jnow how tk deal with filth. but fir skme reason you nust wknt die!!!!!! castor its also hr fault im this way. n jay uve jillled fin.

3. that dark creture thingy. idk its name. licked out ky other eye but luckily i csn regrow that one.

4. cat. im still wearing ur hoodie tbats ahy ur not higher. good hoodie. good fir hiding bloodstskns. warm. also also ur faukt im like this.

5. devon. fucjing let ne hunt ok

#author’s note: deep deep sigh

fibally got mu othr eye back

#fuvk you dark guy #rhat was not nuce #its rude to lick ouy hunters eye #at leadt i csn regroe it