Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Redemption Bracket — Round 5.5−1
Who is sexier?
Kian Stone & Usidore the Blue
Pickman
Propaganda
Kian Stone (Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou) (Boba Count: 2 and 4 shared):
WHOEVER SUBMITTED KIAN DID HIM ABSOLUTELY DIRTY WITHOUT PUTTING PROPAGANDA IN. KIAN STONE, BEAUTIFUL TALL BLOND MAN. PINK TIPS IN HIS HAIR. BEAUTIFUL KIND BLUE EYES. WEARS MAKEUP ON THE DAILY. CARRIES A GUITAR AND SIMULTANEOUSLY USES IT AS A WEAPON/CRASH PROTECTION. IS NAKED FOR MOST OF THE SHOW. HAS BEAUTIFUL TATTOOS ON HIS HANDS AND CHEST AND SEVERAL PIERCINGS
Usidore the Blue, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi’ang Yalok, the dwarfs know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, and he is known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar, and there may be other secret names you do not know yet (Hello from the Magic Tavern) (Boba Count: 1 and 4 shared):
I just think wizards are sexy
Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle) (Boba Count: 1):
Pickman! Shes tall! Shes a butch lesbian! She was raised by a train and despite fighting trains had a DEEP respect and affinity for them and the Shape! She’s got a giant gun. She’s shipped with the conductor(possible pet) of a “domesticated” train. She murdered a capitalist.
Art of Pickman courtesy of @lotsadeer.
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