I'm Harlan. He/they
trashfirefallon remade
32, autistic, very hot
Sapphic
Tip/Commission
Monterey Bay Aquarium

ellievsbear

roma★
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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tannertan36
tumblr dot com
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@lowdowndandy
I'm Harlan. He/they
trashfirefallon remade
32, autistic, very hot
Sapphic
Tip/Commission
are you really friends unless you're torturing them with sad headcanons from an au you've made up
Me in loud hill looking for my alive wife
*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*
*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*
*no lawyer touches the case for me*
*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*
*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*
11 PM mom texts
I know life's been rough as hell for ya recently, hope you're doing as well as can be reasonably expected <3
Thank you
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint
Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you
fuck no
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Effectively was possessed by the Jack Kirby-esc need to add too much detail to my VTUBER today. So this will be fun to eventually get finished and rigged up... OTHERWISE this is for a comic I'm working on that is EXCLUSIVELY on my ko-fi for monthly supporters!
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are you really friends unless you're torturing them with sad headcanons from an au you've made up
Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it
help
apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"
this post is going around again, with good reason.
with the fullness of time, i can admit i was wrong. "do the monk thing to my head" would be more like "頭を坊主した" or "頭を坊主ことした"
the literal translation of this is closer to "did my head up monkly"
straight up monkin it and by it i mean, haha, well lets just say. my hed
got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style
This is how I feel when I talk to straight men about Spock
DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
I WILL NOT MAKE PURCHASES ON IMPULSE
I WILL REPAY ALL MY DEBTS
MY LIFE IS NOT OVER
I WILL EAT OATS AND FRUITS
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE IN MY LIFE ARE DOING NOW