your divorced dad

33 enby -anarchofeedist - no minors - @temporal-mechanic is my alt- I'm an old vet of this shit site. i draw. commissions open

[lowdowndandy]

I'm Harlan. He/they

trashfirefallon remade

32, autistic, very hot

Sapphic

Tip/Commission

I draw a lot (you can use my art for headers/icons/lockscreens w/o permission. You can also remix/collage my art as long as you credit me)

I also post my own tits sometimes 🤫

#vibrating into eternity is my shitposting/original content tag

#my art the classic art tag

#wizard's first rule - wizard posting

[unmooredmonroe]

are you really friends unless you're torturing them with sad headcanons from an au you've made up

[relelvance]

Me in loud hill looking for my alive wife

[daydreamodyssey]

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

11 PM mom texts

[lowdowndandy]

I know life's been rough as hell for ya recently, hope you're doing as well as can be reasonably expected <3

Thank you

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[androidusagi]

Effectively was possessed by the Jack Kirby-esc need to add too much detail to my VTUBER today. So this will be fun to eventually get finished and rigged up... OTHERWISE this is for a comic I'm working on that is EXCLUSIVELY on my ko-fi for monthly supporters!

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[memewhore]

[unmooredmonroe]

are you really friends unless you're torturing them with sad headcanons from an au you've made up

[klngfili]

Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it

[nepofledgling]

help

[wizardarchetypes]

[zhoras-bitch]

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

[averyterrible]

apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

[averyterrible]

this post is going around again, with good reason.

with the fullness of time, i can admit i was wrong. "do the monk thing to my head" would be more like "頭を坊主した" or "頭を坊主ことした"

the literal translation of this is closer to "did my head up monkly"

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

straight up monkin it and by it i mean, haha, well lets just say. my hed

[tothechaos]

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

[mikusabbathh]

This is how I feel when I talk to straight men about Spock

[wwn1w12tj9347777rqw67315]

[modogoblin]

[heavensickness]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

I WILL NOT MAKE PURCHASES ON IMPULSE

I WILL REPAY ALL MY DEBTS

MY LIFE IS NOT OVER

I WILL EAT OATS AND FRUITS

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE IN MY LIFE ARE DOING NOW