#utena shitposts

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How's my setup guys

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[queen-of-hearts92]

OK SO YOU SEE ITS NOT THAT UTENA IS A BETTER PRINCE OR A TRUE PRINCE ITS THAT THE VERY CONCEPT OF A PRINCE IS A PATRIARCHAL IMPOSSIBLE STANDARD THAT NO ONE CAN REACH. ITS A WEAPON THAT ENFORCES MISERY. IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS ARE A COMMON THEME IN UTENA TOO BECAUSE THESE STANDARDS IGNORES THE HUMAN FACTOR OF PEOPLE BEING IMPERFECT! THE CHARACTERS ARE FLAWED AND CANT REACH THE STRICT IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS OF GENDER AND SEXUALITY CAUSE PEOPLE ARE NOT ABLE TO BE NEATLY BE SHOVED INTO LITTLE BOXES, OR COFFINS IN THIS CASE. THE PRINCESS AND WITCH DICHOTOMY IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS THING AND-

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[Too cringe for actual feminist theory, too edgy for Steven Universe, just miserable enough for Shoujo Kakumei Utena] Alt versions, blank, and original under the cut

[Too cringe for actual lesbian theory, too edgy for Steven Universe, just miserable enough for Shoujo Kakumei Utena] Would you guys still think I’m funny and silly if I confessed that I have never read Stone Butch Blues

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[Too cringe for Utena, too based for Magical Girl Site, just miserable enough for Madoka Magica] Original (I have not watched PMMM)

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(Please leave, guys)

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Has this been done yet

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Have an extremely low effort post as proof of life

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My best friend is craaaaazy. Caught him staring at a pond blank-eyed and then he immediately turned toward the girl he was with who asked him what his favorite color was and said it was pink even though he told a different girl it was lavender 20 minutes ago. Lol he’s so randommmmm (it’s green, he always told me it was green even though he also said he never said that. It’s green, right? Right?) I literally can’t take him anywhere (I wish he’d take me out for a bike ride again, like we did when we were kids.) No seriously I literally can’t take him anywhere I got expelled