All of her life, Roxy Lalonde has tried to solve the mystery of the spiral ring she’s owned since her mom died and the mysterious figure who gave it to her. But when she challenges Student Council Vice President Terezi Pyrope to a duel to defend her best friend Jane’s honor after Terezi calls her “NOT MY CONT41N3R OF SC4LD1NG L34F FLU1D” Roxy accidentally wins herself an alien bride and finds herself in over her head in a swirling mess of intrigue, mystery, and metaphysical shenanigans.
What do Terezi and the President, Vriska Serket, mean when they say that they want to unlock the secret of world revolution? Why does her new friend Calliope believe that it’s her job and destiny to be traded around as the Rose Bride? Who’s the mysterious lavender-scented alumnus who’s psychoanalyizing all her classmates into trying to kill her and Callie? Why the fuck is Callie’s brother such an absolute asshole?
All these questions and more answered in the shockingly ridiculous Utenastuck au.