IF THERE WAS THE GOD WHO PUT THIS CYST IN MY BODY STANDING IN FRONT OF ME I WOUD:
Beg for mercy (please remove it oh gods please)
If that fails, go to their biggest rival (they all have one) and beg them to let me wreak vengeance.
Unfortunately the god responsible is already dead and cannot atone. This is, of course, the god that made humans, since APPARENTLY THIS HAPPENS TO ALL UTERUS OWNERS. This is cold comfort. I want to BLAME someone!!!!!