BAnnana Peel

Pronouns; whatever is funniest for the bit Gender; what are you a cop? (Gender fluid) Things I talk about: my disability(s?), my gender, my canibalistic fatacies, my dyslexia, Hazbin Hotel, The Sand, my parents (yes that’s a not insignificant part of my blog), my family curse, and more I’m probably forgetting something. I have way to godmanned much lore Oh and this blog is not a joke. It’s all real.

[asistanttothewallflower]

Alright guys, I’ve decided to just go for it.

I’m doing commissions now

Asistanttothewallflower's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Asistanttothewallflower's commission menu.

I will also be doing free stuff, but I’m broke as hell and college is expensive

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[blueofmariahillseyes]

ITS FINALLY HAPPEING SHES MINE

@blackwidowcanliftmjolnir @rogue8055 and anyone who wants to

[rogue8055]

you lucky rat

I got this hot mommy(from a TikTok me and friend were conjuring up) so I’m okay 😛

no pressure tags: @i-dove3737 @mamasbestgirl @marsmindmaze

[marsmindmaze]

i fear I am not worthy of her 😓 (also sorry this is so late it has been in my drafts for whatever reason)

@starsys-notclickbait @candy-c0rps3 @evan-the-piece-of-scotch-tape @paint-me-in-watercolour

[evan-the-piece-of-scotch-tape]

OMFGGGG YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY 👅👅👅👅👅

@ch4rl13-spr1ng @brainlessbear @variant1316 @jaxtadcismydaughter13

[variant1316]

OMG I WISH I GOT YOUR ANSWER UGHHH I LOVE VALERIA 🥺

I got... uh...

Crossbones... this guy is fucked up man and he's already married

You know who would want him....

@22bananapudding

Well and the other tags

@cupidnette13; @bluzare; @rayrayhaywire

[cupidnette13]

My girl Jo Marchh. Why would I want to marry myself tho?...

But well, she cares more to be loved, and I do love her so much

@goofysharklover @centralperkpoet @scatteredsunshine @oakpot and anyone who wants to join

[scatteredsunshine]

okay so mine was tina belcher and she’s 13 so that’s not fucking happening so here’s the next one

elroy <333

tags: @thispoetisdead @cutpaperbleedswater @doctorcigarettez @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @neilhilistic

[neilhilistic]

I'm marrying both House and Cuddy I guess?

no pressure tags! @centralperkpoet @yourlocalgrammarfreak @morthorns @yourleastfavouritepoet @makeyourwaytofreedom

[makeyourwaytofreedom]

ty for the tag!!

PETER MY BOY oh I love you so much! not sure if we'd get along as partners lol but we'd for sure be GREAT friends

tags: @centralperkpoet @czache78 @definitelyfrankiero @drpeppercreamsodaa @everyfandompossible @m0nt3cr15t0 @schrodingersdumpsterfire @thetheaterkidwriter @thestorydork @thaliaisalesbian @whoa-axel-chill

[definitelyfrankiero]

OOOO OKAY HMM

THIS GIF I MADE OF PETER LMAAOOOOOALO I meannnn…..heeyyyy…. I meaannnnnnnnnn !! He’s my age in this movie!!! I’m just saying!!!! I wouldn’t mind… my boy…. Although I mean I wouldn’t remember him or anything probably so like idek who that is

Open tags in watxbig dps

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

OH FUCK YEAH

Also fyi this is from a doujinshi where he brutally cracks geto 😹😹🙏

Open tags xx

[asistanttothewallflower]

Horrible actualy. Básico y marrying my parents

Open tags

[gamemaster-official]

Tumblr Court

You're on trial.

The last image you saved, song you listened to, fandom you interacted with, and emoji you used is your evidence.

Are you innocent?

Tag the jury.

[reichtangleandpolen]

Song: What Else Can I Do? - Encanto

Last Fandom: IDK, prolly Hamilton the musical

Emoji: 😭

I’M GUILTY AS FUCK BRO WHAT IS THIS

@blue-gears @starinthegarden @beansandsausages32 @askthesonnellin0s chat…….

[starinthegarden]

song: road to hell (reprise) from the hadestown west end cast recording

last fandom: spider-man bnd

emoji: 😭

idk seems pretty innocent to me

@bluefire5817 @aryansdumbassery uhh and anyone else

[bluefire5817]

song: Golden Brown last fandom: Hermitcraft emoji: ✨

er… it was aesthetically pleasing?? think im innocent but putting on almost too thick for my defence

@strawbxrrypies @peskybirdonyx @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk @aburntcookie and anyone else

[eveessideblogfornonsense]

Okay that was a pose for my drawing

Song: 瞬きthe opening to Sasaki to miyano

It's so cute and upbeat but it lowkey just makes me feel sad cuz the anime is over and it takes up so brain space then anything else before it's weird lol

Fandom: life series fandom

It's like the other fandom than hermitcraft lol

Emoji: 🤮

IT WAS FOR A TRANSPHOBIC SCAM POST IM INNOCENT

okay I'm prob innocent right

@lavendermoon48 @sunshine-snake @yourlocalavian @lotustired-squared @tabbykai @maedaeeee @iicor @bi-r-a-r-a @birdbrain-on-tumbler @beanzdabean @yosanoschainsaw @phoenixdrawz @potatodolikeuman @peskybirdonyx @rzkx @raccoonxdlol @strawbxrrypies @wiltingtu1ips @g00sey-g00se @ver-astroii @deltenner @tox1ctraits @nevergonnagiveyaup @unablebagel @allhailgoldenchicken @phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413 and open tagzzz <3

[sunshine-snake]

Song: Miss - Florence Road Fandom: Pantheon SMP (POW Creations) Emoji: 💖

(The picture is the official artwork for Cleo's character in Pantheon, I saved it to use as an art ref)

I hope I'm innocent :'(

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @axi-the-tapeworm @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @i-had-a-bad-feeling @sparkleblast73 @lavendersongz @kitkat-moon-flameflower @raynilikescats @vinyl-cat @sparkleblast73 @em-the-mushroom815 @twistinghalo @skystarstudios @peskybirdonxy + anyone else

[biteygremlinanon]

Song: Sera's confession

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (I think? Or Project Hail Mary)

Emoji: 😌

Uhhhhh... This goes out to the jury, I have no clue

@strangelycasualhorror @zippyskyfalls @asterdawn026 @wyvernofstories @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @oogaboogaspookyman @onimusha095 @a-french-coconut + open tags /nf

[strangelycasualhorror]

Song: Odysseus

🩸

I'm guilty :(

@runestonedragon @kay27-iread @international-electromatics @xsuicunex2

[international-electromatics]

Piccy:

Song: Faust, act II : Le veau d'or

Fandom: doccy who

Emoji:🎲

@judge-offical am I innocent 😇

@xxicarusswingsxx @confused-cookie-blog @ilkolinial @inkanddragons @theplanz @transfemme-tennant

[confused-cookie-blog]

You're innocent of this crime.

Song: "I'm a Zombie" by Dan Bull

Fandom: among us

Emoji: 💃

@dying-pen-offical, pookie, am I innocent? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

@knickknat @gay-news-offical @fanta-offical @root-beer-offical @crush-official @cherry-coke-offical + open tags

[knickknat]

Cookie, you’re innocent, though I’m probably not.

Song: “Hurricane” from Death Note the Musical (I’m not even a fan of Death Note. That song just slaps)

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (obviously)

Emoji: 😞

@jdoeseverythingwrong, @chatimcookedfr, @eflower8, @gladekelly-andthevoices, @unbrexl, @niktokof, @thetyrannytranny, @asistanttothewallflower, @mutifandombitch, @ihateeveyoneandeverything, @hamilltonaddict, @seka-is-nolixs-wife, @themyceliumconsumes and @dragons-teardrops, am I innocent?

[asistanttothewallflower]

I think you’re probably guilty.

Song: Girly Secret (lyrics: (i’m a girly girl with a girly secret. If I tell it to you, promise that you keep but I’ll tell you now. My little secret is is is is accidentally killed that Man on purpose.))

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Emoji:❌

Chat am I cooked

@gayblooper @hamilltonaddict @forghunter @pixelzbad @ars-per-aspera +open

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[hermes-xi]

Tag game.

You are making a meal for someone. The closest thing is what you contribute to the meal.

The closest thing to me is a family member....

@zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @rocky-core @i-am-trashyy @bardorsomethinglikethat @chaos-triangle @thetypogoddess +open tags

[hermes-reblogs]

My 5-foot-across beanbag

@rocky-core, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @bardorsomethinglikethat, @obsessive4books, @funnybunny4everhehe, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @causalshapeshifter, @astralfmboi, @volume-down, + open tags :)

[cheekychihuahuaart]

My Nintendo Switch controllers

@girlsnap @whatthefrogtho @rainbowllamasblog @obsidianexiledeceiver @ortizoms-chaos @perro-fome @plutonictoast @aro-luigi @shonapaqhi @samrat855 @salted-ham-in-a-can @savage654studios @friendshipgirl @fawnbabisworld @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @hispartyinvite @jellybluewig @jaxonthebox @laineygeeee @lanceylancethepiggy @zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch @maru-makaru-2016 @milo-rot @manofsomething @viyanaarts @vivipudim @pt-duckhat @ra30fsunshine

[sodaluu]

my tv remote 💔

@will-0-the-wispp @astoreboughtpancreas @galacticpringles @justcall-me-max

[will-0-the-wispp]

My Vitamins... At least its edible...?

@stargirlinwater @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @phoenixrainsfire413 @jacksfoxevangeline @thatgurlrose @sage0clock @dazaisfavbitch

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

Noooo my duvet😭

@best-isopod @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @the-arkitect @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @ur-local-annoying-trash-can @cookiess-and-creamm @leavemealone-jk @roxyphoxy @nicothehalfblood @mothmans-annoying-cousin @flicksuniverse @inthecosmos903 @cartoonenby @jerdabigback @cabinthreeproblems @dimitrus-darling @pearl-in-vinegar @missnothing-misseverything @afterdarkafternight @victuuri-minsung-drarry + open tags <3

[jerdaarter]

ah, the good ol’ glass cup

@xhahsaki @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @heyimriver @thesevencrimsons @casthefriendlyzombie @azzz1in

[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

... my maths textbook?? [IM SORRY (ToT)]

@my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @bacone-official @ashrantsonhissideblog @starscriedrequiem @someonehereforpeaceofmind @lostonland @l4dybu9z @skyan-official @no-one-offical @scarecrow-jo3 @sarkastic1515 @fandom-gremlin @potterisjusthotter @xxlynxrockzxx @ghosting1313 + ALL MY MOOSE'S (MOOTS) AAND OPEN TAGSS!! <333

[fandom-gremlin]

homer's odyssey 😭 delicious

@neptune-scythe @i-love-my-gays @and-icarus-flew @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @em0tionallymotionsick @fictionalsimp09 @aweirdlyspecificamountofsnails @five-angry-bees-in-a-trench-coat @cardboard-cut0ut @miniaturespirestorm @thevalkyrieflies @raynilikescats @imnotafraidtodisappear @asterthesun @mangomaestro @hana-hiraeth @sunnyelios

[miniaturespirestorm]

....my fiancee? I mean I can confirm that she's delicious (if you know what i mean)

Tags under the cut!

@raineyartandstars @littlerandomperson @riskyscooper-300 @moxmono3 @sylveonsweety @moonlitskyvibes @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @andyprngs @fancysheepnacho @dramaticinlyf @5tars-in-my-eyes @queenofnoisee @londonpilled @bejewelledx @darlingmylovethatsmurder @n0pr1nce556lue @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @sunflowerscloudydays @aamtreeanalogy @chemicalwolfgames @lotions-potions-and-notions @messercrashem @kalepopcorn @si0phra @edensolace @malinamagdalena @v1viddreamz @rosemaryy17 @moonys-chocolate28 @asistanttothewallflower @ayat-official @justaredconversegirl @b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @fandom-gremlin @multifamdomfan @itstrueiwastheplantmister @lunaremusblack @cornishpadfoot @noacf-enthusiasttt @xim-syringe @poofypanda12 @notadhdjustvibes @brosaraccon @remuuuuuuu @debutsdestar @acotar-lover @slvt4bowie @boosthefaerie @iloveremuslupins @the-aricher @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @sofhashyperfixations2 @real-whydousernamesevenexist @laced-in-ruin @whatonearthisgoingon @raven-izumi @aprol-mata @severish @notprongs @joyconehead @kam-ev @jello-the-frog @future-muse @zoeystardewvalley

[asistanttothewallflower]

Viking sheild.

@forghunter @deerman-limerence @hamilltonaddict @headspace-hotel @gayblooper @knickknat

[asistanttothewallflower]

Radiologist thinks Jeremy is a corpus lutiem, or a nodule made after a ovary releases an egg.

Doctor has yet to chime in.

Jeremy I swear to god if you aren’t the cause of my symptoms I’m gonna be so mad

[gayblooper]

For people unaware of the story here this must be a what the fuck moment T-T

[asistanttothewallflower]

That’s the whole point of naming the mass! For shits and giggles!

[headspace-hotel]

I wonder WHY breathing exercises have always been such a dogshit "coping skill" for me.

It just feels so incredibly wrong to try to force my breaths to be a certain length. Usually, when I've tried them, it gives me the sense that I'm not getting enough air or I'm starting to suffocate, which slowly increases the longer I do the breathing exercises, and it's a very stressful feeling.

Last time I tried doing breathing exercises to relax, my back and torso became slowly more and more and more tense and locked up and tight until my back was very painful. It was like I was clenching down with all the muscles of my body to try to make the breaths start and end when they were supposed to.

It sucks because therapists usually think "breathing exercises" are the gold standard for anxiety coping skills, and I had one therapist tell me that it was impossible that they didn't work because scientifically, you Cannot have a fear/stress response if you're doing breathing exercises. Lady, if it was that easy no one would need therapy. Also I guess I'm some kind of alien or something.

In yoga class, I think I finally "got" some of the benefits of what breathing exercises were supposed to do from paying attention to breathing in different poses and feeling how that biological cycle affects the parts of the body that are holding the pose. That isn't trying to control the breathing though.

Also, it's engaging the whole body: trying to focus on my breathing while not doing anything else I think causes that tension to build in my muscles.

I'm just thinking like. I notice that my breaths become faster and shallower when I'm stressed or afraid, but when I try to force myself to breathe slowly, it's like my body is wrestling against me.

I think it's much easier and less pain- and panic-inducing to do breathing exercises when I'm already calm?

I kept trying to do breathing exercises for years after I knew they didn't work for me. I think I had the idea from therapy that coping skills weren't necessarily supposed to feel good or different or helpful at all, and that I had to keep doing them to "get better" which was something independent from "feeling better."

[fluffyhummel]

ive been wondering when id have my bananas arent supposed to be spicy moment but i cannot fucking believe this

what do you mean breathing exercises arent supposed to make you feel out of breath???? what???

also why the fuck did i need to be told the feel better exercise is supposed to make me. feel better? what went wrong here. genuinely asking.

jesus. what a revelation.

[texasdreamer01]

Reading everything above, I am having... several questions. Mostly about how exactly breathing techniques are taught, and also how these instructions are interpreted.

There's a few reasons why breath control is considered a gold standard in calming people down: 1) requires no additional tools or outside intervention, 2) a practice prevalent in many cultures and thus something most patients are already familiar with the idea, and 3) a solidly-proven and well-researched quickest method to regain homeostasis.

It is not supposed to make you feel worse, emotionally or physically, because it's acting directly upon your nervous system to change feedback patterns - I'm going to link as reference the following Wikipedia articles for anyone to read at their leisure:

Conscious breathing

Control of ventilation

Hyperventilation syndrome

I have no idea what anyone is telling a patient to make this literally painful for them, but you're supposed to slowly ease into a completely controlled state of breathing - not a single person is able to go from panicking to calm by ordering themselves to do so, regardless of general mental health. If that were the case then it would not be a state of panic.

Secondly, sometimes therapists are far too by the book, and I'm not sure if it's been recommending to purposefully tense your muscles from head to toe before attempting to regulate your breathing. This helps some people but does not help others; try it out and see if it helps you, because then at least you'll know.

The reason why yoga class was helping to make it click is because regulating your breathing is often done in conjunction with regulated movement, i.e. martial arts. (Yoga is a type of martial arts, for clarification.) The entire point of martial arts is to have good command over one's body, so at least a good third of it is learning exactly that before you get to any of the stereotypical martial part of martial arts.

[headspace-hotel]

See, this is more of the stuff I've always been told and never understood. I "get" the physiological basis of how it "should" work, but the way it feels in my body is distressing.

okay. pausing in typing this to sit up straight and do the breathing exercise thing for a few cycles so I can vividly describe what happens.

Breathing in deeply feels like I'm filling up my lungs too much, like I'm trying to engage the wall of my abdomen to get my breath to deepen but it feels wrong. I'm trying to feel that expansion in my stomach, but it just does not feel right. Sometimes there's a "locking up" that happens in my shoulders here.

Holding my breath is just against what my body instinctively wants to do. I feel myself tense up trying to stop from breathing out too soon, and sometimes there's this kind of locking-up feeling in my throat and it's like I almost swallow air trying to stop the exhale from happening. I keep accidentally skipping the hold breath part because the urge to exhale is too strong.

Breathing out for longer than my inhale makes me feel like I'm just trying to wheeze air out of my already airless lungs at the tail end of the breath, which also tenses up my body. It feels wrong to try to empty out all the air from my lungs to that extent, and there's kind of a "gulping" feeling or a spasm in my throat. Like I'm trying to actually flatten all the air out of my chest.

Then of course it seems like the problem is I need to exhale more slowly, but trying to control the length of my breaths more consciously makes the muscles of my back, stomach, ribs etc. lock up because I'm trying to stop it from going too fast and my whole body tenses.

Like, at every part it feels like I'm fighting and wrestling with my body against what it wants to do, and it increases more and more because it feels like I'm not even absorbing oxygen from my breath, like my brain has this panicked feeling of "not enough air" and I have this increasing, reflex-like urge to gasp that I also have to fight against.

Jesus Christ, I only did this for like 3 cycles for the purpose of this post and my neck already hurts.

[asistanttothewallflower]

Hi!

Disclaimers: I have hEDS, a connective tissue disorder that affects literally every aspect of my body. I shit you not it’s faster to list what’s not a connective tissue than what is.

I was out in intensive breathing therapy (biofeedback therapy) AND I’m a classically trained choralist.

When people say “take a deep breath” you should be filling your lungs about 80% of maximum. Your absolute maximum (which is what I’m hearing you reach for here when taking a deep breath) is actually Bad for you! (Fun fact: in choir whe have to engage 90%, which is slight discomfort BUT NOT STRAIN)

For context, a typical inhelation in a HEALTHY PERSON is about 70% max intake volume.

What I’m seeing in this description is someone dealing with the remifications of forcing in too deep of. A breath. If you force yourself to go to 100%, it can be physically painful to not exhale BECAUSE you’ve over inflated a bit, so you’re putting excess strain on your body.

Hope this helps❤️❤️❤️

[asistanttothewallflower]

Radiologist thinks Jeremy is a corpus lutiem, or a nodule made after a ovary releases an egg.

Doctor has yet to chime in.

Jeremy I swear to god if you aren’t the cause of my symptoms I’m gonna be so mad

[asistanttothewallflower]

Your top 5 non-face emojis are how your month will go. Here’s mine:

❤️💀❌✅👋

I am. Alarmed by this.

Jeremy what are you up to.

Interpretation welcomed

[jeremy-the-mass]

Im just minding my business

[asistanttothewallflower]

@guardian-angel-steve what have you been doing?????

[guardian-angel-steve]

Fuck you man

You wanna know what I’ve been doing? My best.

[asistanttothewallflower]

It apure doesn’t feel like it!

[asistanttothewallflower]

Your top 5 non-face emojis are how your month will go. Here’s mine:

❤️💀❌✅👋

I am. Alarmed by this.

Jeremy what are you up to.

Interpretation welcomed

[jeremy-the-mass]

Im just minding my business

[asistanttothewallflower]

@guardian-angel-steve what have you been doing?????

[asistanttothewallflower]

Your top 5 non-face emojis are how your month will go. Here’s mine:

❤️💀❌✅👋

I am. Alarmed by this.

Jeremy what are you up to.

Interpretation welcomed

[asistanttothewallflower]

Two hours till my ultrasound.

[asistanttothewallflower]

John: kill it!

Aurthur: I’m running away!

John: no! KILL IT!

Aurthur: RUNNING. AWAY.

*next episode*

John: run away!

Aurthur: IM KILLING IT!

John: no! RUN AWAY!

Arthur: KILLING. IT.

[asistanttothewallflower]

Today we find out what Jeremy is!

[asistanttothewallflower]

Just got a tumblr notification: “don’t cuck the duck!” And I was like wtf, what the hell could this possibly be about? My first thought was Radioapple and I clicked on the link and it was lucky the duck. It was a typo. Don’t chuck the duck.

[the-asistants-stupid-comics]

What should be my persona for my comics

Grenade

Viking shield

Lance

Mace

Potato

I give up

Men in black

The OG

Anteater

Voting ended onAug 12