#chris pontius

[food4ratts]

Spraying my nasty juices everywhere rn

[emmastheblackswan]

It makes me mad that i will never date my celebrity crush

[forsakendaydreamer]

no comment

[n3crobutcher]

[glasstown-resident]

So I have a question for the jackass fandom:

It’s known that if you admit to being scared of something on the set of jackass, they’ll probably use it against you. With that being said, would you tell the truth about what you’re afraid of, or lie to them?

Tell The Truth

I’d Lie

Secret Third Option

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[thepeachyouhadtopick]

returning to the jackass tumblr tags like a long lost relative looking at all the new fans falling for the boys since 'best and last' came out 🥹 i feel like a proud parent

[slopvault]

i feel so maternal toward him 💕💕

[slopvault]

how it felt watching pontius drink the horse sperm in jackass 2

i threw up a lil 🤕