#utgsebastian

[longhornfabrays]

Text || Sequinn

Quinn: Hey. What's up?

[longhornanderson]

sebassholes

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Instagram @blaineandrsn Missed my head in the...

looks like you’re as good with a camera as you are arguing your point. why am i not surprised?

And what’s that supposed to mean? If we’re seriously still talking about the humanities power point, I’m sorry I didn’t feel like making a speech degrading public schools.

[longhornfabrays]

Text || Sebquinn

Quinn: Before I officially post this anywhere, I wanted you to be the first to know that Brittany and I are officially together.

[utgdailytexan]

I heard Sebastian Smythe is returning to UT next semester. Is it true?!?!!?!?

This is confirmed, anonymous. 

I just hope he comes back in better taste than he left us...abandoning his post as a class representative so soon after getting it. I'm still not over it. 

[utgdailytexan]

I'm pretty sure the only reason why Hunter is dating Sebastian is because he's too easy now.

I don’t know about that. Hunter doesn’t exactly strike me as a paragon of virtue if you know what I mean. Their relationship is “open.” So I’m guessing, if anything, they’re both dating each other because they’re both easy.

[ryderfromtheburgh]

Texts || Rybastian

Ryder: Wow. Facebook official and everything. Congrats?

[utgdailytexan]

Don't say that, that's mean, I would more point out how shitty he looked at the party. Did you see what he was wearing? A hoodie along with a beanie? I'd be depressed too if I didn't have what it took to get through college. Plus, according to rumor Brittany had more of a chance than he had since he had to repeat a year in high school. Personally, I think his family finally went under.

What part was mean? The part about him being a loser? Because that’s just a fact. Anyone who forsakes our blessed Texas Longhorns immediately gets put on the DT’s shitlist. Have a little school pride, son. As for his family going under…if what you say is true about his appearance, then their may be some validity to your statement. Brittany is a sweet girl, she may have been doing a little charity work between her bouts of post-breakup binge drinking. 

[utgdailytexan]

Looks like Brittany has moved on. She was spotted at a party Friday night heading upstairs with the college dropout, Sebastian Smythe. Let’s hope Ms. Fabray doesn’t find out. Oops.

Well. This is news. I wasn’t even aware that loser was back on campus. Aren’t there rules against that? Either way, there are plenty of ways to explain away what you saw that don’t involve Brittany moving on. Those two are friends and, not that a college student’s sexuality is anything sacred, I’m pretty sure Smythe bats for the other team.