-Statement Number: I'm not counting anymore, I don't care >:(
-Subject: https://youtu.be/9S6OTAKoJWI?si=ILlhHX8rPJ43O5rp, the tenth, and up to this point, objectively least interesting episode.
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[Preface I]:
I would like to begin by saying the video covered today will not be the first, nor the last time I track this, meaning I will be going back, making sure to continue the list, with timestamps attached, under EVERY Slam City related video posted by @Nightwing7974, the total of which will be compiled in its entirety onto a dedicated Tumblr blog, plus a Strawpage site so that people may suggest more attrocities anonymously, both of which will be linked at the very bottom of every list made in the comments.
[Preface II]
I would like to say that this is all in good fun and jest, of course, and that I absolutely adore your videos (Especially the Slam City content), so please don't take this to heart? None of it is meant in a negative light and I fully am understanding that you are playing up a character in these videos.
That said; the character is an ASSHOLE, and I am mildly autistic about writing hit pieces on fictional assholes, so I simply could not resist.
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With that little introduction out of the way, let's have a hand for Mr. "Moral Compass" Wang, everybody!
Here is a list on every single crime and or immoral act committed by our dearest chairman. :)
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This fucking blows
16:27 (Oh also revoke Peach's pyro license, governaminint boy.)
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- Sincerely,
Joculine :)
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Would've been more but Lukas does not work well on his own as a foil for Mr. Wang. He needs the others for the full dynamic to work!!!!! A lot of Slam City's humor relies on you all bouncing off eachother and Luke is in need of people to complete the chain.
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Lukesama Binladen
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[Not necessary on Tumblr! Scroll to the top, fool.]
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