Nightwing7974's DOWNFALL

It is Joever, Nightwing7974. You are Bidone. slam-city-dunked.straw.page

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This blog is a collection of lists dedicated to acknowledging the moral shortcomings of the one and only founder, chairman, and ex-temporary chief of police of Slam City:

Nightwing7974, also known as Mr. "Moral Compass" Wang, of Wang Enterprises.

The entirety of this blog was purely born from one statement by Mr. Wang in this video at the time stamp of 7:58 .

Needless to say I simply had to put the mere IDEA that this man could ever see himself as the sole player in Slam City with a moral compass to rest. Slam City is morally bankrupt through and through and I would like it to be forever known, by all, as such.

- Sincerely,

Joculine. :)

NOTE: I make this blog as a fan of both nightwing himself, as well as the Slam City youtube series. I am completely aware that he (Nightwing) plays a character up for both the audience and the videos, and in no way am targetting him as an individual, but rather the character presented.

Nightwing I love you. Please do not sue me, I have 2 bucks to my name in total.

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-Statement number: I can't count.

-Subject: Episode 17, the end of the Slam City Summer https://youtu.be/MoiYva8Fw4c?si=oDUou302PTzWExaV

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I am a MONTH LATE! Life hit like a bus,, or er,. train. its okay though! We up! I'm here now, and will be, MAXIMUM, a day late for the halloween special.

[Preface I]:

I would like to begin by saying the video covered today is not the first, nor the will it be the last time I track this, meaning I will be going back, making sure to continue the list, with timestamps attached, under EVERY Slam City related video posted by @Nightwing7974, the total of which will be compiled in its entirety onto a dedicated Tumblr blog, plus a Strawpage site so that people may suggest more attrocities anonymously, both of which will be linked at the very bottom of every list made in the comments. 

[Preface II]

I would ALSO like to say that this is all in good fun and jest, of course, and that I absolutely adore your videos (Especially the Slam City content), so please don't take this to heart? None of it is meant in a negative light and I fully am understanding that you are playing up a character in these videos. 

That said; the character is an ASSHOLE, and I am mildly autistic about writing hit pieces on fictional assholes, so I simply could not resist.

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With that little introduction out of the way, let's have a hand for Mr. "Moral Compass" Wang, everybody! 

Here is a list on every single crime and or immoral act committed by our dearest chairman. :)

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This episode's list was not sponsored by @Masked_idiot_lol, trust.

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- Sincerely,

Joculine :)

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3:38 (Failing to fulfill promises, typical politician; caught on video.)

4:58 (Horrendously done)

6:13 (For monotonous tasks like this, I'd recommend using structure blocks! sure you can't *personalize* every room, but it speeds things up by a mile!)

6:53 holy shit

8:17 (How convenient! Food for the IT workers. Normally we're starved to cut costs.)

8:23 (Masked does it again,,)

9:31 (Criminal negligence; unsafe work conditions, being, a possible lack of proper equipment being provided, as per the burns; caught on video, several witnesses)

10:54 (Criminal negligence; unsafe work conditions, direct mention of a multitude of OSHA violations; caught on video, three viable witnesses)

14:42 (Yaoi.)

15:50 (Mr. Wang cannot seem to get Masked's meat out of his mouth. See above.)

21:35 Holy shit²

22:39 You can improve upon this with observer loops and--

23:10 sWEET MOTHER OF PEARL.

25:38 (Encouraging financial irresponsibility, not a crim but really shitty, given the content. Quite the upstanding citizen, Mr Wang; caught on video, one viable witness)

26:19 GET OUT OF MY SKIN GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

26:33 NO NO *NO NO ABORT. AWAY. NO.*

26:51 **NO. STOP.**

[A quick skip ahead before i rip my SKIN OFF]

28:53 Finally. It's gone.

29:14 I SWEAR. TO FUCK.

30:40 (And whose fault is that? Caught on video. Screw you.)

33:15 NO.

35:13 AAHAHA YES DEATH TO THE WANG

35:23 *STOP.*

35:36 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOO PLEASE NOO

35:50 fuck my stupid baka life

37:43 (Breaking the laws of physics, breaking and entering; caught on video, two viable witnesses (yes the cassette counts))

41:31 HAPPY BIRTH :D

43:06 (🙂; caught om video)

43:28 GET HIS ASS.

43:47 BURN IT.

43:54 BURN.

44:00 dECIMATE.

44:10 DESERVED. BLEED, WHITEBOY, BLEED.

45:00 (Yaoi)

49:25 COPPER COPPA MENTION WOOPWOOP

51:12 😦

52:22 (Public indecency; Self admitted)

54:33 (Do you also happen to like buying whitebread, by chance?)

57:12 (Unlicensed portal; caught on video, one viable witness)

58:00 (Slander; caught on video)

1:01:22 Goodbye, slam city summer...

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<ps>

Thi was a grwat episode, and i wish i couldve watched it live, but, again, life. This was a fun summer! And onto a new season! Fuckin love you guys.

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TUMBLR:

https://www.tumblr.com/slam-city-dunked?source=share

STRAWPAGE:

https://slam-city-dunked.straw.page

(Hasn't been updated in a good while, sorry.)

INCITING INCIDENT:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxB7KdD4Yv1bYUjil6AKU1PxF9hyK_Nrca?si=JB4JIKjuCsA88X9M

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-Statement Number: I'm not counting anymore, I don't care >:(

-Subject: https://youtu.be/9S6OTAKoJWI?si=ILlhHX8rPJ43O5rp, the tenth, and up to this point, objectively least interesting episode.

-*-[Begin Statement]-*-

<intro>

[Preface I]:

I would like to begin by saying the video covered today will not be the first, nor the last time I track this, meaning I will be going back, making sure to continue the list, with timestamps attached, under EVERY Slam City related video posted by @Nightwing7974, the total of which will be compiled in its entirety onto a dedicated Tumblr blog, plus a Strawpage site so that people may suggest more attrocities anonymously, both of which will be linked at the very bottom of every list made in the comments.

[Preface II]

I would like to say that this is all in good fun and jest, of course, and that I absolutely adore your videos (Especially the Slam City content), so please don't take this to heart? None of it is meant in a negative light and I fully am understanding that you are playing up a character in these videos.

That said; the character is an ASSHOLE, and I am mildly autistic about writing hit pieces on fictional assholes, so I simply could not resist.

</intro>

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<title>

With that little introduction out of the way, let's have a hand for Mr. "Moral Compass" Wang, everybody!

Here is a list on every single crime and or immoral act committed by our dearest chairman. :)

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This fucking blows

16:27 (Oh also revoke Peach's pyro license, governaminint boy.)

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<sig>

- Sincerely,

Joculine :)

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Would've been more but Lukas does not work well on his own as a foil for Mr. Wang. He needs the others for the full dynamic to work!!!!! A lot of Slam City's humor relies on you all bouncing off eachother and Luke is in need of people to complete the chain.

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Lukesama Binladen

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[Not necessary on Tumblr! Scroll to the top, fool.]

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-Statement number: 2

-Subject: https://youtu.be/Url8vzr_dUg?si=05isn-UIaC-FK9NU, Episode two of Slam City.

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<intro>

[Preface I]

Look, this is the shortest of them all, and has practically no content in terms of moral misgivings. It was simply the most readily available as I took time to prepare both the Tumblr and the Strawpage. I miscounted the amount of viable episodes by counting this one, and simply wanted to get it out of the way as soon as possible.

[Preface II]

I would like to say that this is all in good fun and jest, of course, and that I absolutely adore your videos (Especially the Slam City content), so please don't take this to heart? None of it is meant in a negative light and I fully am understanding that you are playing up a character in these videos.

That said; the character is an ASSHOLE, and I am mildly autistic about writing hit pieces on fictional assholes, so I simply could not resist.

[Why]:

"Why are you doing this," you may be asking the static box of text that can't respond.

My only reason? My sole reason for the creation of this list?

It lies in this singular statement by Nightwing7974 marked at 7:58 in the 6th episode of Slam City, linked at the bottom.

That is all there is to say on the matter.

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With the introduction out of the way, lets have a hand for Mr. "Zombie Apocalypse" Wang, everybody! Here is the ONE thing he did wrong today! :)

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4:33 (Conspiracy, planned vandalism, planned biological warfare (I am pretty certain this counts as planning a warcrime? Devilish, truly.); caught on video; self admitted)

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Apologetically,

Joculine :(

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Look, it was the one thing! I just didn't want to keep the web page and archive marked for episode 2 blank! That is all.

In all seriousness, I, as a huge fan of both the series, and in tandem, yourself, cannot wait to see where this all goes, even now, coming from the future to hear this all again, knowing how well it has been going so far.

I sincerely apologize for this short, practically unnecessary one, yeah? I'll make it up to you when I get to episode 1. Unfortunately that won't be for a long while, so do sit tight, sir.

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<links>

TUMBLR:

https://www.tumblr.com/slam-city-dunked?source=share

STRAWPAGE:

https://slam-city-dunked.straw.page

INCITING INCIDENT:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxB7KdD4Yv1bYUjil6AKU1PxF9hyK_Nrca?si=JB4JIKjuCsA88X9M

EPISODE CONTAINING THE INCITING INCIDENT:

https://youtu.be/5NzxUvGI-ZM?si=B3FgD87ZKiHNaNf4

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-Statement Number: 1

-Subject: https://youtu.be/5NzxUvGI-ZM?si=B3FgD87ZKiHNaNf4, Episode Six of Slam City

-*-[Begin statement]-*-

<intro>

[Preface I]:

I would like to begin by saying the video covered today will not be the first, nor the last time I track this, meaning I will be going back, making sure to continue the list, with timestamps attached, under EVERY Slam City related video posted by @Nightwing7974, the total of which will be compiled in its entirety onto a dedicated Tumblr blog, plus a Strawpage so that people may suggest more attrocities anonymously, both of which will be linked at the very bottom of every list made in the comments.

(The link to the straw page will be attached in my bio. The only links at the bottom of every one of these blogs, as compared to the notes in the Youtube comment section of the video aforementioned, will be that of an Archived edition of the subject episode, a link to the original comment itself, and finally, an archived version of the raw comment hosted on Strawpage.)

[Preface II]

I would like to say that this is all in good fun and jest, of course, and that I absolutely adore your videos (Especially the Slam City content), so please don't take this to heart? None of it is meant in a negative light and I fully am understanding that you are playing up a character in these videos.

That said; the character is an ASSHOLE, and I am mildly autistic about writing hit pieces on fictional assholes, so I simply could not resist.

[Why]:

"Why are you doing this," you may be asking the static box of text that can't respond.

My only reason? My sole reason for the creation of this list?

It lies in this singular statement by Nightwing7974 marked at 7:58 .

That is all there is to say on the matter.

</intro>

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<title>

With that little introduction out of the way, let's have a hand for Mr. "Moral Compass" Wang, everybody!

Here is a list on every single crime and or immoral act committed by our dearest chairman. :)

</title>

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<list>

6:33 (Tax Evasion; allegedly)

9:08 (Unlawful Search; self admitted; admission on video)

9:58 (Theft; Caught on video)

11:20 (Grand Theft Auto, Murder; Caught on video; Outright referenced by perpetrator)

12:12 (Not a crime, just generally dickish; Caught on video)

12:25 (Again, not a crime, just generally dickish, bonus points for being back to back; Caught on video)

12:49 (Lmao loser)

14:12 (Murder; caught on video)

14:47 (Firing on an innocent; caught on video)

[Large gap as a result of Don's Chicanery]

22:07 (Slavery; Heavily implied; Self admitted; Written; Admitted to writing.)

[Extra large gap as a result of Don's chicanery.]

55:03 (Do I even have to provide a charge here? Caught on video.)

58:39 (...Or here? Caught on video.)

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- Sincerely,

Joculine :)

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<ps>

There most definitely would've been more here if not for the former and once more current chief of police overshadowing Nightwing7974, but the whole list will prove to show more and we all know this. You may have been luckier this first video, but there are a fat pile of shorts starring you and you alone, not to mention the longform content I need to cover here.

It's so joever, Mr. Wang, you're so bidone.

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[Woah! Hold your horses! Let me set these things up first, damnit!]

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