#uverdugr

[onlybonesleft]

uverdugr replied to your post: Daddy :)

“So this word does work for Midgardians. Interesting.”

Leonard chuckled a little. “I mean, not for everyone, but yeah, it works nicely for me. “ He paused and felt his brows furrow a little. “So it’s not really a kink or a thing in Asgard?”

[swordandcounsel]

@uverdugr

“I liked the way you conquered our enemy during the last battle. Your blade was swift and your leg movement was impeccable.”

“Thank you. You did well today too. I didn’t have to avoid getting hit by a flying weapon at all.”

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

“So!”

Darcy takes hold of him, left hand curling her fingers around his wrist, right as far as they can go around his bicep. For now, she just holds him like that.

“As you know, food is graded on quality, and that includes meat. Technically, beef isn’t graded with a letter, but ‘grade a’ has come to mean, colloquially, the good stuff.”

Here, now, she squeezes his bicep.

“Muscle becomes meat becomes beef. Therefore, most of the time, when a midgardian is talking about beefcakes, someone being beefy, grade a meat, etcetera, blah blah, they’re typically talking about them being muscular. There’s also, like, the metaphor of sex and food, but I’m pretty sure Asgardians are on board with that, too.”

[dearspidey]

@uverdugr from x

“I shall just sit here it magically appears through the secret ways of a delivery person.”

“Is–– am I the delivery person? Is this your way of telling me the newbie is responsible for bringing the coffee?”

[thorslovex-archived]

@uverdugr continuing from here X

“I don`t need anything!” Torunn beamed as she hugged him for a few seconds longer before pulling back. “I just wanted to give you a hug, that`s all”

[marvclxusmulti]

@uverdugr​ 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣

“Y’know...You may be over a foot taller than me but that doesn’t change that we’re cl-Wait...aren’t you...the one with the lightning and stuff? Are you here for flowers or underground railroad things?”

[hesymbolized]

⭐️ - since we haven't interacted yet - maybe about Thor in general?

stars for headcanons !! // accepting !!@uverdugr asked and has no idea how much i love thor

i adore thor. so i have a lot of theories and headcanons about him. and probably should not be allowed to take my pops of him to disney but oops i do anyway. check my insta. i scared jack sparrow with “casual thor” and my ability to shrink thor with magic...

to the point.

i have discussed this heavily with @peaceinourrtime, and we both theorize that thor is actually much heavier than the average person. his nature, his bones, his muscle, even thick thor, weighs a lot. you see a glimpse of it when he slumps into his chair in endgame. that chair is barely able to not crash out under him. and it’s not his belly causing that. it’s that he’s HEAVY and he’s slumping into it. so he’s simply denser than a human. which makes dealing with him, in terms of providing lodging and a bed and chairs for him an issue. i also worry for anyone who might get caught beneath him for whatever reason. this is not a being you particularly want on top of you. you will get crushed. and i feel that’s just an asgardian thing. you probs also don’t want to get caught beneath a sleeping val.

it actually makes me question the gravity on asgard. i’ve considered this heavily for topaz, actually, and i’m thinking that it’s a lighter gravity than on earth. it’s why thor thumps so heavily when he lands, when on earth and why topaz moves so slowly on sakaar- they’re from planets with  lighter gravity. in topaz’s case it’s a metal poor planet. with asgard it’s because it’s barely a planet at all in the mcu- a disk with a city on it, what kind of natural forces are even keeping that together??

@assemblcd has my topaz headcanons about her home planet. it’s a lot. i built her a home.

[egilsdottir]

@uverdugr

replied to your post plot twist: thor is a power bottom

Thor:…I assume this calls for checking the phrase in that Urban Dictionary thing.

"You know.. I could definitely see that, your majesty!"