#v distracting

[beget-regret]

LISTEN

why were yennefer’s eyes the only ones digitally altered?? and everyone else had to were colored contacts and look like fruitcakes with unchanging pupils?? 

[pulchritudinouspolly]

“His mother goddess, with her hands divine,

Had form’d his curling locks, and made his temples shine,

And giv’n his rolling eyes a sparkling grace,

And breath’d a youthful vigor on his face ;

Like polish’s iv’ry, beauteous to behold,

Or Parian marble, when enchas’d in gold”

- The Aeneid, Virgil

[gostaks]

google how do i turn off my legs

[bopbyers]

the wind is insane rn

[mook-eyes]

idk how im expected to sleep when the moon is full nd the world is illuminating in her moonlight like ???

[curiosity-killed]

this song is in german so i know it’s not saying this but it really really sounds like it’s saying “mi vida cocaína” over and over

[lolkdie]

Me: I don’t understand this fidget spinner fad. What a bunch of tools.

Me: *gets a fidget spinner as a freebie on campus* 

Me: I understand now.

[sharkfish]

it’s much more difficult to write porn with my mom sitting 3 feet away than i anticipated