#v high

[onetruefool]

I just slipped at the party in my Miku costume, they all got a free shot upskirt I'm the anime girl

[ambivalenk]

evry time I hear phil collins I was hooking up with this stoner kid and their roomate kevin was sitting directly outside and I thought he was watching Tarzan but then like mid hook up I could not contain myself because I realized kev was just super stoned in the living room sitting alone with the tv playing the soundtrack not the film

[w-h-o-am-i]

Good night moon 🌚

[holy-mountaineering]

How're y'all spending these days? I'm preparing.

[calipsu]

k im lit lit

[maybe-specs]

earthquakes make me feel like I’m living in a tiny doll house on a big table that someone just stubbed their toe on. its nice

[leeveemealone]

Werewolf: you've yee'd your last haw

Drexi: you've haw'd your last yee

Me: yee'd the last haw of yours you have

Drexi: you've yee'd your last t

Me: You have performed by the activity yee the final haw that belongs to you

Werewolf: Youveth yeedeth youreth lasteth haweth

Drexi: you have used the muscles and bones in your jaw to perform the action that is to yee the final haw of which belongs to you.

Me: You have utilized the parts of the body that belongs to you named muscles, and additionally bones, that are situated in the section of the head that belongs to the body that belongs to you named the jaw to perform the activity that is to yee the ultimate, punctuational haw which belongs to you

Werewolf: HOW FUCKING HIGH ARE YOU

Me: 10

[ifridiot]

im honestly having such a good fucking time rn