Cats the Musical set in the Cars Universe

gender stuff 31 years old cashapp $EgyptianDracula

[onetruefool]

Here's a spotify playlist for my friend where every day I add 1 song I like. No other criteria and i try not to over think it. Feel free to check it out.

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[illiteracyspaghetti]

[marzipanandminutiae]

"man, museum work pays peanuts, has an incredibly low supply of full-time jobs for current demand, sometimes involves getting yelled at by the public, causes Imposter Syndrome, and is often undervalued by people who assume it's easy"

"but is it unsp-"

"unspeakably cool? YES"

[onetruefool]

There's been a lot of sister posting here lately and that's great, love that, not saying a single post needs to be changed or removed.

All I'm saying is that most sibling dynamics have some level of murderous intent and you're depriving yourself a few crayons by not indulging occasionally

[dreamstars]

[rumchatacreamlicker]

i'm Dishes, gotta wash me

[onetruefool]

I'm getting kicked out of the X-Men because I keep calling describing Sabertooth as "Snuffbait"

[sonna-koto-nai-neh]

[mousegirlheart]

me in the pussy if im fully honest

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[targetedknowledge]

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[loveridden1999]

[onetruefool]

Its crazy how there's just been this massive scam on tumblr for months now and nobody can even talk about it

[onetruefool]

Irresistible to women because I memorized the recommended time and temp to air fry a hot pocket

[onetruefool]

360f for 14 minutes btw 😉

[onetruefool]

I'd like to take three hundred and sixty f for 14 minutes each

[onetruefool]

I will need breaks and snacks though. Gives these fine ladies a chance to tell me their hopes and dreams, really get to know them.

[onetruefool]

Which will make it all the easier to crush them beneath my heel. Mwahaha!

#evilplottwist #forcesofeviltriumphsovergood #mwahaha #myevillaugh

[onetruefool]

I burnt my tongue on that hot pocket