#v. crack!

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Spank me, Daddy ; ) xoxo Loki

“What the fuck is this?” James looks over to Sirius’ bed. His friend is holding up what looks like a weird little pink circle in a colorful wrapped. “Con-dum. What the hell?”

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continued from x | @taughthate

[sms ;; malfoy] jfc malfoy [sms ;; malfoy] i told u to delete my number [sms ;; malfoy] stop fucking drunk texting me dick

[scarheadx]

hey potter lol remember that time when -- i dont know -- you almost murdered me? ha ah aah aa good ti m es

Hey Malfoy, remember that time you tried to fuck me over and made my life harder - especially when fighting Voldemort?

       Oh wait - which time?