[Only One Bed starters]
"Good," Astarion huffed, his complaints an exaggeration to distract him from how beautiful the drow was, as well as the fact that the last time he had shared a proper bed with anyone they hadn't survived the night, whisked off to suit Cazador's needs. It didn't help that beds felt too soft now after so many years sleeping in the Kennel.
"You'd better not snore either else I'm moving to the floor and taking the blanket with me."
There, that would prevent awkward assumptions. Right?
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