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Dave, I want to introduce you to my really good friend Custoa. She said she'd midwife for me so I don't have to go to the hospital all the time. Would you be interested in meeting her?

Custoa? thats a neat nameguess gettin’ a midwife is a kinda good idea tho since neither’a use seem too fond a doctorsan’ not gonna lie i don think our baby doc likes me too muchi dunno he’s rude afyeah i’ll meet heri mean i’d probs have’ta meet’er eventually soand im sure shes cool so why not

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beatboxingheart​:

Context man, it’s a large quantity if it’s a “whole sleeve”. I didn’t count them or anything, but I’m at the store getting more now. I guess even if it was an entire sheath full, it wasn’t enough to satiate the beast within.

But I made the mistake of coming to the store hungry anyway, that I might just bypass the Ritz and move on up to the comfort food aisle. Time to put my inheritance to use.

I can’t even message someone without talking about food. Forget redecorating the other room for her arrival, I’m building her a goddamn food pantry to live in.

oh my shit can we please continue refferin to them as “th’beast within” thats pure gold i swear

and sounds like’a deal if i ever heard one and dude course shes hungry like forming a body has ta be hard work and the things barely gotten any nutrients for like at all so far

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this dress up doll thing was suckier than the mermaids imo

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I think I wouldnt mind kissin' dirk some...like if he wanted ta. that sounds like a chill ideas ta me.

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[Text] Just.. Come over as fast as you can. [Text] Pizza sounds great.

[Text]: aight I’m on my way[Text]: see you soon man

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You give a grin looking in the mirror, easily ignoring any sound you caught an earful of whether it be Davey or Bro’s work. You looked yourself over nervously, but pridefully. You looked at marks now fading left on your skin, your shirt banished to the floor. Maybe you did want it, you think. Or at least, with how you feel looking back at it, you no longer regret it. Warming up to the offer Dirk gave you, even. At least Bro wasn’t the only one getting some anymore and you’ve gotten to ditch that V card so more looking back to times you /*almost*/ did. Today’s a new day. Youre going to like it.