A Dance of Circles (Closed RP with V1ren)
“Have you ever considered that you’re just a really bad wizard?”
‘Perhaps..... from time to time. Though, one never knows, an unexpected outcome needn’t be a negative.’
Oscar didn’t even have the vocabulary to express how much he wanted to punch the ancient being in his metaphorical face. An unexpected outcome. Yeah. That was one way to phrase it. Another way however was ‘so bad at being a wizard that a ‘simple scrying spell’ had LAUNCHED THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION and now he was the one left hoofing it down the seventieth dirt road of their journey on the way to ‘The Kingdom of Katolis.’
It had been about a week since the exceptionally bad wizard’s spell had backfired on them and Oscar had found himself on the outskirts of some massive forest with no idea where he was. Everything had only gone downhill from there when the first town he’d managed to stumble upon was full of people who had absolutely no idea where or even WHAT such places as ‘Atlas, Mantle, or even REMNANT were and he was left looking like some delusional idiot when he understandably had himself a little freak out.
And at first, Ozpin’s incessant positivity had been nice, reassuring even. The man had such a way of making things sound manageable, and upon his taking the forefront at the next town they’d happened upon, they’d learned (to the horrible wizard’s elation) that apparently magic WAS a thing that publicly existed in this world and apparently in the ‘Great Kingdom of Katolis’ there lived an Archmage, ‘best o’ the craft’ according to some man who Ozpin seemed to have decided to only listen to at face value rather than considering what was meant by the look of hushed disgust on the weathered face when it was spoken. Apparently the many-times-dead wizard in his head seemed to think that it was completely normal that they were searching for the help of someone who people spoke about in the same tone as one told a ghost story. Great.
Since then, their journey had consisted mostly of walking, stocking up on supplies, and Ozpin trying at every turn to make light of their situation much to Oscar’s growing ire. It wasn’t helping that even with Oscar trying to get a rise out of the magically challenged man in his head, Ozpin just wouldn’t rise to the bait, taking the insults in stride, going so far as to laugh about them as if they were sharing quips on this their fun little roadtrip across a country neither of them even knew the most basic thing about. It was aggravating to say the least.
Oscar kept to his bad mood for the rest of the day, his apprehension coming back a little the next one as the spires of some distant castle came into view over the horizon, a sprawling city surrounding it with houses that looked like little more than toys next to its grand size.
‘It seems we have arrived.’
“Yeah, great, now what? We find this....guy and what? Ask if he’s got a spare dimension portal laying around or something?”
‘As fun as that might be, I was thinking of taking a bit more of a subtle approach.’
“...................Meaning?”
Meaning the next day Oscar was approaching the stable-master about a job that would give him the access to be close enough to that giant edifice of bigness that Ozpin could sneak around and try to get at this archmage’s ‘notes’ without the living ghost story knowing about it.
It just kept getting better.