@betterinventor (starter call!):
“At the very least, I can say that your theories on vampirism are... intriguing, and that’s the very best I can give you. It’s a shame that they are all so, so terribly wrong.” Clacking his nails (claws, really) against the desk as he finished listening to the woman ramble on about supernatural paradoxes to him of all people. “I’d bet my medical license that I know a bit more about that realm than you, my dear.”














