#vacancy90

[wouteke]

Hi! I'm sending you Wouthieu and the word hot tub. Do with that what you want 😇

ik i said this last time BUT THIS TIME I MEAN IT THE NEXT ONES WILL BE SHORTER...also if any of these make it to ao3 in longer form ignore that <3

this one is explicit lol and some kind of established relationship IDK dont think too hard about it okay!!

Wout walks out of the bathroom, and Mathieu is gone.

His stomach drops for a second, before the rational part of his brain takes over. Mathieu’s not in bed where Wout left him—but he’s not gone. His clothes are strewn all over the floor, shoes kicked off by the door, bag lying open on the armchair. The windstorm Mathieu leaves behind takes longer to clean up than the couple of minutes Wout let him out of sight. 

And across the room, the sliding glass door is cracked open just enough to let some air in.

Mathieu’s in the hot tub when Wout walks out, sunk down far enough that only the tops of his shoulders are visible. Still, Wout can see how his skin is already turning pink from the heat, and Mathieu watches him keenly as Wout approaches the tub. 

“Jumbo splurges on you, eh?” Mathieu says. “You didn’t tell me there was a hot tub.”

“Next time I’ll give you the full tour beforehand, if you can wait a little longer to get my cock in your mouth.”

“Hey,” Mathieu says. “I could’ve waited.”

Wout snorts. “Sure you could’ve.”

The hot tub is really only big enough for one person—and Mathieu’s big enough on his own that Wout isn’t planning on getting in and risking overflowing it. He scratches through the short hair on the back of Mathieu’s head instead, and Mathieu leans into Wout’s hand like a cat.

“I’ve never fucked in a hot tub before,” Mathieu says. “This one’s a bit small, but it’ll do.”

“No,” Wout says. “I can’t believe you’re already thinking of going again.”

Mathieu pouts. “You’re no fun."

“Slut," Wout says, too affectionate to really be taken seriously. He tugs Mathieu’s head back lightly, although his hair is still too short to really get a hand in and pull. Still, Mathieu’s eyes go a little hazier. Wout wouldn’t be surprised if he was starting to get hard again.

“Really, Matje?” he says. “Already?”

“I didn't deny it, did I?" Mathieu says. "Of course I'm thinking of going again."

Wout’s not doing anything in a hot tub—they’re not going to fit, no matter what Mathieu thinks, and Wout’s doesn’t love the idea of dealing with the aftermath. But he reaches below the water to get hands under Mathieu’s arms, hauling him out and sitting him on the side of the tub, kissing him how he knows Mathieu likes. It's a strange sensation, touching Mathieu when he's all wet and warm and Wout isn't, but he's thankful that he at least had the foresight not to get dressed yet.

[franchufeuillassier]

I give you some of the babies for the game (and hope no one else has yet) 😉 Javi, Cristo, Luca, Fede, Regui

@furiousflamewolf was faster ;)

Marry: Regui

Fuck: Cristo

Kiss: Luca

Cuddle: Fede

Get Drunk With: Javi

[wouteke]

Trick or treat! 👻

(This should be valid everyday btw 😉)

TREAT!! ENJOY THIS RAINBOW MATJE

[mont-ventoux]

Merry Christmas 🎄🥰

Merry Christmas! Some Mathieu for you, with a little bonus Jasper too.

[fftifft]

Tell me about "jasper" please? 👋

Ah, two parts of it are already on ao3, called "kiss with a fist". My one fic that does not figure Wout as a main character, but instead Mathieu and Jasper during the last three tdfs. It's also my attempt to write something non-fluffy for once, so it is a quite unhealthy relationship, might or might not draw on mvdp basically attacking two girls in a hotel in Australia the night before the WC because they kept knocking on his door. (which yes, is annoying, but no reason to do anything like that...)

[keitha-ryo]

Got another one: 1 + Nando, Sergio, Iker?

ah, that's actually an easy one 😌

fuck - Sergio

marry - Iker

kill - Nando

and I'm not even sorry 😂

[keitha-ryo]

6 - Andrey, Sascha, Casper? 😏

seduce - Casper (what wouldn't a girl do for the Norwegian citizenship)

steal from - Sascha (largest bank account out of these three I guess)

serenade - Andrey (he likes music, so)

[keitha-ryo]

6 (to make it official 😉), 19, 22, 30, 36?

well, we've already settled the shoes question, so moving on to the next ones:

19. what's your favorite teacher you've ever had?

hmm, I don't think there was one favorite 🤔 I had a few good teachers at school and then at uni, but I didn't have a favorite, no

22. if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

any band or singer I like will do, let's say Nickelback

30. if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

neon blue 😂

36. what do you think you'd be arrested for?

anything is possible? life's hard, so never say never 😂