My other kin is revealed
I was sitting on the toilet, contemplating how unique I am, when I realized who I really feel is inside me. I am vacuum kin. And I feel so sad that there is not research into grafting rubber into my stomach lining so I can properly suck up lint, paper clips, crumbs, and other floor trash. I wish I could just suck up all the paper clips of the world!! Please spread the word to raise awareness for the need of more money going into researching rubber stomach grafts! I need this as the first step to becoming my true plastic self! Shout out to my fellow appliance kin! P. S. Stay tuned for when I figure my brand and model type. Right I'm feeling like Dyson is too expensive to fit my more down-to-earth personality, but they're quirky enough to fit all my quirks. Of which I have many. Like my vacuum kin identity.