Hey <3 Say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable)!
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1- I have a cool fucking voice ok. Like I can sing baritone and some higher bass parts pretty easily, so I have to thank my fucked up hormones for giving me a deep fucking voice. Like ok listen to this version of “The Unquiet Grave”; the male singer is Joel Frederiksen, professional bass singer. I can sing that. I just wish I wasn’t so shy about singing in front of other people, bc I feel like people never believe me when I make this claim.
2- My eyes are an uncertain shade somewhere between dark blue and dark grey and I’m okay with that.
3- I have a good memory for voices and accents and can recite entire movie scenes while impersonating the actors. Like I’ve made my mom lose her shit with my Monty Python routines. People don’t quote “Holy Grail” around me bc I’ll do like half the movie at the drop of a hat. One time my mom was looking for Canadian bacon in the grocery store so I started talking about it in this ridiculous Mackenzie Brothers accent and she was laughing so hard some other lady walked past us and said, “You guys are having too much fun.”
4- My hair grows ridiculously fast. Like one of the reasons I’m usually not overly concerned with whether or not a style will suit me is bc I know if I decide to cut it off it’ll grown back within a few months. Which reminds me that I’ll need to get it trimmed soon. I have an undercut and the sides and back are already so long it doesn’t even look like an undercut. Doesn’t help that my hair’s dark brown. Maybe I should bleach the short part or something idk.
5- I’m apparently intimidating? I literally don’t understand this since I’m smol and (I think) visibly queer and a fucking weirdo and I live in a conservative state, but I never get hassled for some reason. Maybe it’s my Resting Serial Killer Face. Or maybe my head’s just too far up my ass to notice when someone’s hassling me. That’s probably the case ignorance is bliss lmaoooo.











