#vaivi

[elysiumsoup]

Good morning. Do you ever think about how she fucking made his dream house? down to the chair? to the conversation pit? to his favorite lol character and handmade shelves that took her literally 100 hours??????????????

His GOOD FRIEND maivi. yeah. sure buddy.

[bidoofenergy]

uno survival island

T | 717 words

for Blubfishblue as part of @mcytbattleship

“Someone’s going to die,” Novel warns as he sits down across from her.

Maivi rolls her eyes. “We’ve been dying—who cares?” The others laugh and settle into a loose circle.

Vale stays behind her. “Seriously, baby, how did you get fucking Uno onto the server? And how did you keep it hidden from the whole time?”

Maivi tilts her head back to grin at him. “I’m smarter than you, that’s how. Now, are you going to shuffle or should I?” She holds up the deck of cards and he snatches them away.

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[almost-correct-quotes]

i do kind of love how no one can agree on maivi and vale's ship name. very classic

[realdealbidoof]

my house (could be your house too!)

T | 822 words

while maivi plans his next video, vale daydreams about moving in together

for @i-got-hit-by-a-planet

Everyone else has left the call when Maivi asks if he’s seen any nice houses lately, which is why Vale doesn't hesitate to gush. there really is no other word for what he’s doing: he’s gushing about an absolutely gorgeous house he saw, just outside London.

In his defense, it's a good looking house.

He’s pulled up the listing and shared his screen so she can see, can really appreciate the details that really make this house. “It’s way out of budget,” he admits, scrolling so she can see just how many zeros they’re asking for. “But it's just... look at it Maivi.”

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[realdealbidoof]

valefisk rpf where he's talking about beautiful houses he's seeing on zillow or whatever and maivi is encouragingly noddinf along while taking notes for her evil plan

[realdealbidoof]

hoping for your smile

T | 949 words

vale, on being american(?) and maivi and cigarettes

As much as his Euro friends clown him, Vale knows he actually isn’t that American. He’s lived outside the US for too long, in too many different places. Every time he visits his parents, there’s some new American bullshit for him to be baffled by. Sometimes it’s not even new. Sometimes it’s old American bullshit, that he’s finally seeing for what it is.

(“Reverse culture shock” the US state department website tells him it’s called, before directing him to the Amazon page for some book. He skims the sample, reading about home and change and returning. There’s a quote from a businessman, some faceless suit that somehow looks him in the eye from lines on the page: “My advice about coming home? Don’t.”

He doesn’t buy the book.)

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[realdealbidoof]

rewatching the house flipper video to feel something (maivi yelling at vale)