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RPF sideblog | follows from @bidoofenergy

[realdealbidoof]

this is a cow farm (rpf blog) there's gonna be cows outside (rpf)

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[elysiumsoup]

Im thinking about chamberpond again. Im thinking about them playing bigwalk and silently looking at things together. About how they probably have great teamwork and soft communication that gets all the way to the blue tower in only a few hours.

And the moment vale joins their game, they get cranky. They bite and play chase and rile each other up. There is no camera, only Vale and maivi in his background asking questions his mic hardly picks up. Then its maivi as Vales character, bossing them around. It doesnt matter what the specifics are because it turns into a game then. It turns into them running away from each other and making puzzles nearly impossible to solve. To moving just out of mic distance to shit talk and giggle and make a joke about sucking dicks while crouching in game. Then promising to it next time they meet up, its novel shoving chamber back into an already finished puzzle and talking about how sloppy he'll be. The mess he'll make down chambers thighs and how he'll help clean it up after. Hes cut off by vaivi wandering back within ear shot and easily plays it off as explaining the map to chamber.

They carry on. They always carry on. Its nothing to hide but they do it anyways, for the thrill. They text about it after they wrap up for the night. Paragraphs of dirty things with a bit of a dig at the end to keep it special. And maybe it melts into something sweet. A few 'i miss you's painted behind complaints about the distance. Maybe their chill date night only turned hot because someone else was there to witness their dynamic. Or maybe, for the hell of it, they only get snippy with each other because the thought of someone else knowing the softer side of their relationship is too much to even think about.

Idk i forgot where i was going with this. Chamberpond.

[elysiumsoup]

Do you think that ranchers get sloppy on discord? Or do you think tango is too tech conscious to let Jimmy get sloppy on camera? Asking for a friend.

[dogpuppy]

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Height check!

[realdealbidoof]

lynx has someone over and is desperately trying to wrap up stream without also letting them know he's even streaming which is really cracking me up

[realdealbidoof]

vaivihylix big walk stream was invented for me personally i was literally just talking about wanting it

[ohgoodgollyoli]

bad dog | Jimmy/Joel | Explicit | 2.4k

Knowing how rowdy they can get, Lizzie gives the boys one rule for their movie night. If you take a drink out of the kitchen, it has to be in a sippy cup so it doesn’t spill. But Jimmy’s not keen on rules today, so he decides they don’t apply to him. He comes to regret this decision very quickly.

[miscelium]

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

[cosmicanger]

[magneatio]

rpf stand for real people fucked

[magneatio]

WAIT! itstands for Real Precious Friends

[segamascott]

[regina-george-russell]

the best part about reading RPF is reading something that sounds so “fanfiction-y” only to realize that it actually happened IRL and the author was simply incorporating historical precedence in their writing

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[rookieluck]

rpf is so easy to me like man….i’m just looking

[robertfagden]

real person facts with evidence

[robertfagden]

real person reasonable assumptions

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

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