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lance | he/its | adult queer | otherkin | leftist not not a fandom blog hydrade on ao3 anti proship, anti harassment current main fandom: youtuber rpf of the valefisk variety other fandoms: darkest dungeon, terraria, the witcher, modded minecraft, skyrim

[wisteriagoesvroom]

the smartest girl you know is running a rpf blog

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[fairycosmos]

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

[targetedknowledge]

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[almost-correct-quotes]

in case y'all were curious, i believe this is most valefisk members' first words (or "words", for pedejo, teddy, and dom) spoken on the channel

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[medievaljournalist]

[magicruned]

i still love that my introduction to crypt (valefisk) was my friend finding it on steam with no context and playing it with me in the room and us getting obsessed with greg from the crypt before we even knew he was called greg

[almost-correct-quotes]

this achievement (given for toggling on "can win game") is still the funniest steam achievement i've ever seen. crypt my beloved

[homunculus-argument]

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[camembertlythere]

[phantomrose96]

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

[phantomrose96]

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

[loveridden1999]

sports is not real. they just declared it

[loveridden1999]

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[mommahoney]

Lying Liars

YES!

[gaeliclass]

Law to make it illegal to lie in elections passed in Senedd

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

[katiedingo]

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thedisasterbi]