ElysiumSoup

this is the secret rpf blog

[twothousandeight]

rpf is beautiful and will unite us all

[evilgoblinbff]

ugh i need to be stretched by a cock that is too thick for me

[make-me-president]

when the ship so rare you get to make up a name

[wonderous-wizard]

drawing my miis in their little outfits part 1: bdubs

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[oxypill]

can u give me a moment i'm being tormented by my chemically imbalanced brain

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[elysiumsoup]

The world doesnt know what ranchers peak is about to hit the internet. This has been sitting in my docs for MONTHS

[latinamamiix]

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

[jame7t]

my girlfriend is soft and cute & then she uses her teethful fangs on me. so basically I’ve got everything I want…now I have to figure out new life goals. $75 maybe? Life goal 75 dodars ❓

[tragicfaggots-deactivated202407]

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

[locked-dog]

Fellas it's not gay if you Mount me like a dog. It's just setting dominance. I promise.

[cruise-in-your-glow-bus]

‘Marry me chicken’ ‘marry me beans’ we used to be a proper ‘better than sex’ country

[thunderstorms-and-grape-sodas]

“Marry me chicken” -100000 points, I have zero interest in trying this chicken

“This chicken is better than sex” evocative, tells me that eating this chicken is better than getting fucked/having an orgasm

[cruise-in-your-glow-bus]

Hell, I’ve been married, I’ll take the chicken all day long. Where’s the ‘edge me rigatoni?’ The ‘harder daddy pot roast?’ Perhaps even a ‘tease you with the tip until you’re crying and begging for it potatoes au gratin?’

[loveable-sea-lemon]

[elysiumsoup]

Good morning. Do you ever think about how she fucking made his dream house? down to the chair? to the conversation pit? to his favorite lol character and handmade shelves that took her literally 100 hours??????????????

His GOOD FRIEND maivi. yeah. sure buddy.