#val torres

[thenightpost]

Character development is great, we love it. But if I ever had to stop writing Val as a self-centered bastard, I think the light would go out of my life.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 2.5

Who is sexier?

Val Torres

Lord Arum

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

Propaganda

Val Torres (The Night Post):

She has lots of knives, she steals mail, she's a jerk who loves her friends, she's some sort of conduit for supernatural forces, she's even trans!!!

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel):

umm he's a purple lizard monster that's at least two meters tall, like hello how is that not the sexiest thing you've ever heard. he met two separate humans and said I want to fight them both and he did, and then he said I want to fuck them both and he also did!

✂️ Lord Arum Propaganda

30 seconds · Clipped by aquadrop25 · Original video "2.07: Second Citadel - Knight of the Crown, Lord of the Swamp (Part 2)" by The Penumbra

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Val Torres (The Night Post):

#val sweep

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel):

#lord arum is a tsundere who makes best noise

#lord arum is a hor purple lizard monster who owns my heart okay #yes i would fuck the 2 meter anthropomorphic lizard monster okay. and what? so would you

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 2

Who is sexier?

Val Torres

Lawry

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2025

Propaganda

Val Torres (The Night Post):

She has lots of knives, she steals mail, she's a jerk who loves her friends, she's some sort of conduit for supernatural forces, she's even trans!!!

Lawry (We Will NOT Play DnD):

Lawry is one of the in-universe players in "We Will NOT Play DnD". he tends to play villains and/or losers in each campaign, such as a wizard whose defining trait is talking to water, a vampire working in private equity, and a lizardman who lives in a cave and complains about society. he also lives in a messy apartment with a cat. he very much does not conform to cisheteronormative gender roles, or at least his characters don't; he gets excited over finding lipstick in "Peanut Murder" and briefly considers a situation in which he'd need to seduce a man in "Glam Rock".

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Val Torres (The Night Post):

#val sweep

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Sister Carpenter

Val Torres

Voting ended onJan 28, 2025

Propaganda

Sister Carpenter (The Silt Verses):

The Best one-liners and mic drops around, nothing sexier than a crisis of faith, unwavering commitment to saving everyone has all the panties dropping, certified milf

She's tall. She's aroace. She was raised in a cult and got sent on a pilgrimage for said cult and told her god to go fuck himself. She loves pancakes.

Val Torres (The Night Post):

She has lots of knives, she steals mail, she's a jerk who loves her friends, she's some sort of conduit for supernatural forces, she's even trans!!!

[thenightpost]

don't forget that it's so so important to support women in STEM (Spectral visitation, Transgenderism, ESP, and Mail crimes)

[thenightpost]

Happy nonbinary day to transfem knife-wielding disasters and dangerously fashionable polyamorous demagogues

[thenightpost]

Happy Val/Clementine day to all who celebrate! 💌

[fangirlisalanguage]

Val, from The Night Post

@thenightpost