#lawry

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Doug Eiffel

Lawry

Voting ended onJan 28, 2025

Propaganda

Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359):

he's hot. dilf. silly. yeah.

#man with long hair + lots of body hair + nicotine addiction + aura of cringefail #is v attractive to me sorryyy

Lawry (We Will NOT Play DnD):

Lawry is one of the in-universe players in "We Will NOT Play DnD". he tends to play villains and/or losers in each campaign, such as a wizard whose defining trait is talking to water, a vampire working in private equity, and a lizardman who lives in a cave and complains about society. he also lives in a messy apartment with a cat. he very much does not conform to cisheteronormative gender roles, or at least his characters don't; he gets excited over finding lipstick in "Peanut Murder" and briefly considers a situation in which he'd need to seduce a man in "Glam Rock".

[fieriframes]

[ALL RIGHT. (whirs) WHAT ARE WE MAKING NEXT, BRISKET? BRISKET. AND YOURS IS 'END OF THE WORLD', ISN'T IT? -YOU KNOW IT IS. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE RUB. WHAT ARE WE PUTTING ON IT? LAWRY'S SEASONING SALT, GRANULATED GARLIC, CHILI POWDER, COARSE GROUND BLACK PEPPER, MUSTARD POWDER, AND PAPRIKA. OKAY.]

[ironbutt3rfly]

No more easy words.

[copperscript]

Bastien tolerates the brushy brushy if it’s Lawry doing it 

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 2

Who is sexier?

Val Torres

Lawry

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2025

Propaganda

Val Torres (The Night Post):

She has lots of knives, she steals mail, she's a jerk who loves her friends, she's some sort of conduit for supernatural forces, she's even trans!!!

Lawry (We Will NOT Play DnD):

Lawry is one of the in-universe players in "We Will NOT Play DnD". he tends to play villains and/or losers in each campaign, such as a wizard whose defining trait is talking to water, a vampire working in private equity, and a lizardman who lives in a cave and complains about society. he also lives in a messy apartment with a cat. he very much does not conform to cisheteronormative gender roles, or at least his characters don't; he gets excited over finding lipstick in "Peanut Murder" and briefly considers a situation in which he'd need to seduce a man in "Glam Rock".

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Val Torres (The Night Post):

#val sweep

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

[fieriframes]

[WE'RE MAKING BRISKET STEW? WE'RE GONNA BOIL IT UP, AND WE'RE JUST GONNA DO IT FOR THREE HOURS. THOUGH SOUTH, POUT, OUT, SHOUT, DROUTH. TAKE SOME LAWRY'S SEASONING SALT, AND THEN WE BAKE IT FOR ANOTHER THREE HOURS.]