I returned to my pjo roots and I have been plagued by a dream that Leo and Nico accidentally got married.
They tried to hide it from the others but a skeleton messenger arrived at camp when they were having lunch and gave Leo a gift from Hades siting that as the husband of Nico and the official Prince Consort of the Underworld it's only natural for him to have it so that's how the whole camp found out.
Since they're both pining over Jason and Percy respectively they decided to pretend to be really married, like they got married purposely and not accidentally, to make them jealous.
Then they were issued a quest (I forgot what it was) with only the four of them, they needed to stay at a hotel for the night but it only has two beds (better than one am I right?). They agreed that Jason and Percy share one then Leo and Nico, being husbands, share the other. But the latter two only agreed for show because they actually want to be with their crushes, right? So them being dramatic bad bitches that they are, staged a fight so they have a reason to not share a bed so Leo shared with Jason and Nico 'reluctantly' shared with Percy.
This is the part where Jason and Percy realized their feelings for the two BUT! when they first found out about Leo and Nico's marriage they spent so much time with each other, complaining, reminiscing and generally talking about their not-boyfriends' marriage that they inevitably caught feelings for each other so they both had a ✨crisis✨.
I forgot the rest but it ended with them all getting together. The End.
Ps. Annabeth and Piper are girlfriends here.
