#nipollo

[justamuon]

Honestly solangelo fans shouldn't be allowed to have any negative opinions about the other Nico ships what so fucking ever. Solangelo is legitimately the worst Nico ship, after all.

[solangelo-critical]

[devils-little-sistaaa]

Nico strikes me as the type of kid to never ever brush his teeth cause he’s mildly allergic to the mint in toothpaste (yall know the legend of that nymph Minthe and how she dated hades for a short time yeah Minthe cursed his children to be allergic to mint) and it’s really bloody painful for him until he gets to the holding hands stage with his first boyfriend and he’s scared his bf will think his mouth is icky and won’t kiss him so he starts brushing while using kids bubble toothpaste cause he realizes that’s better than nothing and not painful like most adult mint flavored toothpaste

(yes I know non mint adult toothpaste exists before anybody comes for me but it’s not sold in regular grocery stores and it’s nearly impossible to find I’ve never found any after looking for it for years I am allergic to mint myself so)

[sideyeing-riordan]

Since when is shipping about canon? Most Percico AUs have them as adults. Same with most Nipollo AUs.

Also, Jason did accept Nico. Sure, he wasn't the bastion of allyhood the fandom makes him out to be, but what is this? Just poor reading comprehension.

Moreover, since when is "you taste in fictional ships determines your moral character" an actual take?

Genuine reaction while reading this:

[smintheus-cult]

Nico di Angelo would name his child normal orr rather semi-normal first name only to give the baby Michael as a middle name. He would do it just for the joke. Cause you know Michelangelo = Michael di Angelo.

[vincealinthagus]

Enemies to lovers: ❌❌❌❌❌❌

Enemies AND lovers: ✅✅✅✅✅✅

[drksanctuary]

Me: I like that multishippers are out there having fun, shipping Nico with everyone and the sun

Someone: don’t you mean everyone under the sun ?

Me: *looking at Nico/Apollo shippers* …no

[out-of-orbit-electron]

Still thinking about sex-averse asexual Nico di Angelo and his boyfriend just holding hands and cuddling in bed.