#valaurius

[akersdoll]

i hate valerius i’m going to kiss him with tongue :/

[akersdoll]

oh yeah also walking through selfridges (big exceptionally fancy famous shopping store) and i can just mentally hear val pointing out everything he owns and whining about how im poor 💖

[akersdoll]

Valerius! How would you describe Laura’s kisses? If you had to describe them as you would the flavor profile of wine!

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….I-…. Well-… If I must answer this one-…. Sweet yet rich… Mild floral notes with a hint of sweet tea…..Yes, I noticed-…. And don’t you dare speak of this to anyone.

[akersdoll]

I have a question for Valerius, if that's alright - what was it that first caught your eye about Laura? I hope that you and all of the others enjoy the takeover~

“…..Aside from the rather atrocious lack of dress sense and any sense of manners whatsoever…?”

“…Alright fine. Since you at least took the time to ask respectfully… Perhaps her rather misguided determination made somewhat of an impression upon me… Though I must stress you don’t state that fact to her.”

[akersdoll]

me, pointing at valerius as he randomly shows up in my brain for the umpeenth time: what the fuck are YOU doing here-

[akersdoll]

I LOVED THE MENTAL IMAGE AHAHAKDHD THANK YOU FOR THAT i absolutely despise bananas i hope Javert sets them all on fire ♡

I wanted to say I adored your answers and needed you to know I particularly latched on to the one about Valerius especially bc !!! I need u to know he absolutely 100% buys you a bouquet of flowers after you finish each show you star in and maybe they're anonymous, maybe they're not, but ough he makes sure you get them (Maybe... As a secret 'hey it's me sending these' Easter egg he always makes sure the flowers come with grapes :o?)

Clover @tex-treasures

@tex-treasures - MAHFNFAHD IM YELLING!!! my law man commits arson…. once /joke

but aH GOD THATS SO GOOD THOUGH AKDHDH you BET he’d keep them anonymous but also i love the fun little easter egg idea of him sending grapes with them all the time because its just the right level of smug ‘haha its me you’ll never guess’ revealing himself….without outright revealing himself… I’m probably just confused as to who in their right mind is suddenly dropping off flowers and why I now have like 10 bunches of grapes in my house that I have no idea what to do with. Bonus points I like REGIFT HIM SOME OF THE GRAPES like ‘val someone keeps sending me GRAPES and i know you like them so can you PLEASE take some of these off my hands-‘ and he’s mentally just HOW HAVE YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS WITHOUT SO CLEARLY NOT CONNECTING THE DOTS

[akersdoll]

the ‘sometimes i wonder what i taste like’ meme everyone is doing but it’s valerius who ends up thinking of us kissing whilst i’m thinking of biting him on the arm 💕

[akersdoll]

song from the valaurius playlist came on my shuffle so unfortunate reminder that i am in love with him and will bite his hand before stealing his wine 💖

bastard 💖💕