all the valentine's questions. now.
That's sixty five questions you little shit!
1:Do you have a crush at the moment?
2:Have you ever been deeply in love?
3:Longest relationship you've ever been in?
4:Have you ever changed for someone?
No, you shouldn't have to, if you do it's not love.
5:How is your relationship with your ex?
6:Have you ever been cheated on?
When I was fifteen and had no respect for others, yes. I'm man enough to admit it.
8:Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
No, it's a waste of time. I wouldn't lower myself to that, respect yoselves.
9:What's the most important part of a relationship?
C O M M U N I C A T I O N.
10:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Serious relationships. Flings are a waste of time and usually end terribly.
11:When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
No, if you've gotten to that point you're pretty fucked in my opinion.
12:How many people have you ever hooked up with?
13:What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
So many things. Practically everything. Probably my last action, being too stubborn to say sorry until it was too late.
14:What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Sixteen, legal age at least, sex is a big deal. (Then again I can't talk for shit.)
15:Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
Absolutely, unless it's illegal.
16:Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
17:Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
Yes. It's about emotional connection and compatibility. It doesn't always work out but I believe for some it's possible.
18:What do you consider a deal breaker?
19:How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
When there is no communication, when the other makes no effort, mass amounts of fighting and the general feeling of falling out of love.
20:Are you currently in a relationship?
With a fictional druglord with a penchant for dachshund shirts. No.
21:Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Absolutely, if the break up was amicable and the friendship is strong, I don't see a reason not to.
22:Do you think people should date their friends?
Uh, it all depends on if it's worth the risk. For me personally it hasn't worked out well so I am skeptical.
23:How many relationships have you had?
Serious ones? Three, then again I think they were a clutch for stability more than anything.
24:Do you think love can last forever?
The romantic in me wants to say yes but the rational me says no, love is temporary madness.
25:Do you believe love can conquer all things?
Yes. I do. If both parties really want it to.
26:Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
27:If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
Don't do it, you hate people.
28:Do you think long distance relationships can work?
If both parties want it to, like I said, communication and dedication are key.
29:What do you notice first about another person?
Sense of humor. Better be as black as my soul bruh.
30:Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
31:Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
No, I myself do. It's all about understanding. Love is love, mental illness or not.
32:Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
33:Do you want to get married one day?
To Mads Mikkelsen. No, I ain't paying for no divorce nor am I letting the bitch take the dog.
34:What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
Stupid fucking idea. There are much more exciting ways to leave a mark.
35:Could you be in a relationship without sex?
Yes, sex isn't the be all and end all, but chances are if I like a person I will want to jump their bones. I mean I won't if it's not consensual obviously but I'd still desire the person.
36:Are you still a virgin?
AHAHAHAHA. No, no I am not but I envy the people who are. You go Glen Coco.
37:What's more important: Looks or personality?
38:Do you enjoy love films?
Love films? Sounds like a delicate way of putting porn? Everyone knows I like me some porn.
39:Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Yes, oh god the war flashbacks.
40:Have you ever had a valentine?
Yes. Again war flashbacks.
41:What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
Uh, depends largely on my partners interests as well. I'm greedy, I like to keep my partner to myself as much as possible so a night in surrounded by comfy sweaters and blankets, candles and netflix. Food, yes food too. Or if I am somehow coaxed outside I'd go do something we both enjoy. I'm all for getting hands on and outdoorsy.
42:Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
I had an education you know.
43:What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
Ah fuck, the eternal debate. Ideally your partner should also be your friend. Why choose?
44:Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
At times yes but in my own way.
45:Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
46:Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
47:Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
Hanne and Mads. Baes rl otp. Give me a relationship like that.
48:What's your favorite love song?
49:Have you ever broken someone's heart?
50:If you're single, why do you think you are?
Because I'm an antisocial fangirl obsessed with a 40 something year old actor, hate people and am an all round arsehole?
51:Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
Poor and nice. (I automatically wrote Nigel. I am in too deep)
52:Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
I pride myself on it. I can be perfectly rational with anyone else's relationship but mine. I lack clarity where my own problems are concerned.
53:Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
Nope. I like my solitude.
54:How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
I don't use facebook...but if I have a partner I like the world to know they are mine alone.
55:Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
Jealous, possessive, obsessive. Poster boy for bad qualities tbh.
56:Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
57:Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
No one should ever be called silly for feeling that way.
58:Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
Largely depends on my partner tbh. Some I will happily submit to and others I feel the overwhelming need to dominate.
59:Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
Yes, regrettably. I am a scatterbrain.
60:What's your opinion on open relationships?
Each to their own. However I am not a sharer.
61:Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
Partner is usually my family.
62:How do you define "cheating"?
Doing anything sexual with another person outside of the relationship. Taking a little flirt too far, as in sexting (like the kids do nowadays) or confessing feelings for another person whilst in a relationship and behind your partners back ect.
63:Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Yes? I mean people have needs. It can be discussed. Together is fun.
64:Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
Oh yeah. It's just a way to make money.
65:Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
When in the mood, yes, I like a hand on my partner at all times, unless they need space. I'm a physical person.
