#valjordan

[melancholyarchivist]

78 (with my left hand cause my right one is in a brace)

[tall-dwarf-22]

valjordan replied to your post: valjordan replied to your post: “So I...

So I’m Javert?

Yes. All this time we thought you were Valjordan, and you're Perkinsvert with amnesia and a fake moustache.

[tall-dwarf-22]

valjordan replied to your post: “So I Googled “sexy chicken” and I don’t know what I ...”:

All I got was furry porn.

You must see hell so that I may see heaven

[spenciesglasses]

Thanks everyone for being nice and making me realize how silly I am being. :D

[ariodat]

valjordan replied to your post:Jack/Elsa fic with Elsa being married to Hans, who...

Jesla is so, so annoying.

Jelsa is so, so stupid, and Hans bashing is so, so ridiculous.

[tall-dwarf-22]

valjordan replied to your post: “Val!jordan spending a while on his hair in the shower with good...”:

Give us what your beauty product headcanons are now. I imagined him buying Lush products.

He has a huge collection of Lush bathbombs and skin products that Cosette has recommended because she uses all that stuff too and can test them for him and stuff. Valjean giving Cosette Lush products that he likes for her birthday.

Valjean walking around the house with red lipstick on and ultimately giving Javert his usual confused boner.

Valjean using that sugar scrub thing for extra smooth skin and Yves Rocher moisturiser that Javert gave him for Christmas (Yves Rocher can make your elbows feel like a newborns tender skin so I imagine he'd use it when he wanted to feel special.

[abigsexyjellyfish]

valjordan replied to your post:A short list of Brawlerspace tales: Adopted the...

but seriously the fuck was tony perkins’ life/career