My best friend is an alien who visits me at night He doesn't ever yell, and he doesn't ever fight The planet that he comes from is a very peaceful place You sure could learn a lot from those folks from outer space
Their planet is quite nice, and a very happy place And every single alien has a happy smiling face Some things are really cool, but he told me quite by chance They hardly ever walk, instead they mostly dance Yes, instead of normal walking when going down the street They dance along their way to a happy alien beat
Another fact he told me is a fascinating thing That aliens hardly speak, instead they mostly sing And so up on their planet, they sing instead of speak And dance instead of walking, I think that's really neat
And so right inside this album are some things he told to me About their alien planet and how they like to be They've tried to tell Earth grown-ups, they really really did But the grown-ups don't believe them, and so now they're telling kids
And now boys and girls, I am pleased to introduce you to the aliens who will tell us about life on their planet
My name is Trog My name is Gnupf My name is Phrumph My name is Chigoom Together we are the aliens